How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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  • Punky Monkey said

    Jan 22, 2008 @ 10:30 am

    YAY this site ROX MY SOX WOOT yay Thanks for tellin me how to b punk! now i have blue hair a yay! Fuck Conformists YAY this site rocks and u rock!

  • billy said

    Jan 20, 2008 @ 8:36 pm

    oh another thing this guy is a genius in a way he got all you guys and girls who wanted to be punk on this website!lol but hes a fuckin joke FUCK EMO WE ARNT DEAD!ALL YOU PEOPLE DISSAPOINT ME!

  • billy said

    Jan 20, 2008 @ 8:33 pm

    dude oh ya some body should teach you how to be punk u fuckin fag ooooohhhhhhh!I gotta be home by seven or my mom will kck my ass fuck you man!

  • billy said

    Jan 20, 2008 @ 8:28 pm

    im fuckin punk and fuck these new emo basturds!their fuckin bullshit coppying punk and goth atleast the misfits rock but i know thier not emo emo sux u dudes should put me on you profile my myspace is fuckufucka@yahoo.com

    FUCK THE SYSTEM!write back and dont be a bitch!

  • billy said

    Jan 20, 2008 @ 8:25 pm

  • dakota said

    Jan 18, 2008 @ 5:38 pm

    me myself im punk and when i found this site i laughed so hard i find it hasteicaly funny even though it pissed my friend off. he said he wanted to kill you i just hope this site goes further.i espicaly liked the part when you said make sure to wear whitiey tightys so your boxers dont bunch up in your pants hahahah x$

  • urbn said

    Jan 18, 2008 @ 5:36 pm

    Hah, love this site. Always amusing to read. The hate mail has to be best.

    Thankfully I learned long ago a good pay check and always buy you into punk rock.

    Oi! Oi! Oi!

    www.truepunk.com

  • paul said

    Jan 15, 2008 @ 12:22 am

    all you kids are idiots. i saw this and started laughing my ass off. you sit on here fighting with this guy cuz yer "too punk" to understand sarcasm. i'm an active part of the punk scene and I think this guy is brilliant cuz he knows how to push all yer buttons grow up.

  • jeremy said

    Jan 14, 2008 @ 2:27 pm

    Every thing this guy put on this sight is sarcasm for those of you that are so punk that you just have to go off on a rant about how much of a poser this guy is.. its a joke ok, i found it humorous. it made me smirk, nobody would right all this bullshit and actually think it was all true ok so all you guys that are ssssooooo "punk", try not being ignorant for once and take a joke.

  • Erynn v.dW said

    Jan 14, 2008 @ 10:05 am

    I'm not into Punk or w/e buts cool that there are some people out there which aren't idiots :/

    Scene Kids make me cry :/

  • aristotle said

    Jan 12, 2008 @ 11:36 pm

    you should tell people to use superglue for their mohawks. it works really good.

  • me again said

    Jan 12, 2008 @ 11:31 pm

    i love how those "hardcore punks" are threatning to bash your head in with pipes and whatnot.

    they're just angry because they're posers and can't afford to shop at hot topic.

    can't you guys just go listen to some shitty poser band like the casualties and cut yourself emo fags?

  • Nunya said

    Jan 12, 2008 @ 9:19 pm

    This is a joke, right? It's freaking hilarious if it's a joke. I don't want to think about if its not...

  • who cares? said

    Jan 11, 2008 @ 7:31 pm

    Hi there,

    I thought what you write was funny before I read some hate meail. Sorry, but that section made me laugh much more than the rest of the site.

    a sandal wearing hippie

  • yur site still makes me poop said

    Jan 11, 2008 @ 7:26 pm

    whats with the government issue logo in the corner?

    THeyre' fag posers, have they not heard of hot topixs.

  • i suck at life and your site mak said

    Jan 11, 2008 @ 7:21 pm

    you are a geniusand icannot stop laughing.

    but you forgot "scene kids", theyr' so fucking punx hardcore.

    i appoligize for my unintelligible typing skills.

  • raeyRAWR said

    Jan 11, 2008 @ 8:32 am

    yo just thought i would like to let you know my best mate hates this site and she says it defeats the purpose of being punk

    then again i think it is awsome and i am 100% punk, just thought ad have a look at it and pass the link on2 my punk wanna be mates haha

    greeting from glasgow (scotland)

  • the trish said

    Jan 9, 2008 @ 9:39 am

    nice site...greets from germany xD

  • Alex said

    Jan 9, 2008 @ 12:38 am

    Me again

    R U In A Band?
    If so, what type of music do you play?

  • hella kitty said

    Jan 7, 2008 @ 10:37 am

    this is hilarious.but i wish i could really see a pic of u...

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