Links

Want me to link to your stupid-ass site? Too bad. Try emailing me though, and if I'm drunk when I get your message I might add your page until the next time I see it and wonder what the hell I was thinking.

• beeets.com - It's the latest thing, and all the cool kids are doing it (posting events on beeets). It's the only event search engine that lets you find events based on your interests.
• Kill the Radio - Recent news and other shit. Satire and fun.
• Paloma Textiles - htbp.com's featured website of the week... month... year? If capitalism was a democracy, you'd vote with your dollar. Vote here to support sustainable, eco and animal friendly textiles.
• Zinn-x Website - Fucking awesome site. Maybe not as good as mine, but then again what site is. Check it out, losers.
• KnitSanity - Knitting sucks and only losers do it, but check this shit out anyway. Besides, a punk who's too embarassed to wear knitted stuff ain't a punk.
• Andrew's view on anarchy - A brief explanation of a flawed political system and why it won't work for at least a few thousand years.
• Lyon Bros. - Yes! I am a business owner. omg im poser :'(, i should be livin in teh street gettin drunk!!
• Your Scene Sucks - Like how to be punk, but a lot less dry and less long-winded. Funny as hell, & very good looking site. Well done.
• "Atheism, anarchy and mangy punk." - Good looking site. Wish I knew Hungarian. They gave me a generous link, so I'm returning the favor :). The title was translator-generated, so it could be wrong.
• Forget shopping around - You'll never have to buy any more punk gear again in your life with this.
• How to be a punk - Horrible, petty website that actually has the nerve to make fun of punk culture. Remember how I said htbp.com is the world's second guide on how to be punk? This one is the first. Respect.
• Conservative Punk - You say conservatives can't be punk. Fuck that, I say liberals are further from punk than anyone. Get over it.
• Christmas - Fucking HILARIOUS, and actually very factual. Christians, cover your eyes and ears or you might piss your pants with anger...just like Jesus would have.
• Kill from the Heart - Fucking craaazy list of punk bands. I felt like a kid in a candy store...er, not that I didn't know all the bands already anyway
• How to be Chav - I don't know much about chavs, but from what I hear they're fucking morons, so check this out, bruv.
• Music Festival History: The Vans Warped Tour - Brought to you by one of this website's badass fans: Jacob. Thanks, Jacob!