How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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• caleb said

  Jan 11, 2006 @ 8:13 am

  WABMASTER, I SENT YOU A JOKE EMAIL CALLING YOU A FASCIST TRAITOR FOR NOT LISTENING TO ANTI FLAG, YOU WROTE BACK TO ME SAYING VERY HURTFUL THINGS, BASICALLY I DONT THINK YOU READ THE EMAIL BEFORE YOU REPLIED. IN FACT YOU SAID SUCH NASTY THINGS TO ME THAT I AM NOW CRYING AND CUTTING MYSELF AND HAVE BECOME A GOTH.

• walter mac said

  Jan 11, 2006 @ 7:59 am

  I love this site. i take notes daily-get aroused daily-ive quite the sexual appetite since my girlfriend left me-reminds me of the story my trainhopper friend nate told me- about fucking a sheep-he put rubber boots on it's hind legs-so as to prevent kicking and too much movement-and off he went-he swares it's just like the female vagina. we all ought to own a sheep and pair of srutdy l.l. bean rubber boots.

• andrew said

  Jan 10, 2006 @ 9:34 pm

  caleb, congratulations, your email made it onto my help mail section. not that its help mail, but its funny as hell and i had to put it somewheres. keep crushing capitalism dude.
  
  a nazi punk section is an awesome idea. thats probably going to be the next one.

• caleb said

  Jan 10, 2006 @ 5:14 pm

  I ALWAYS THOUGHT PUNK WAS ABOUT WALKING AROUND OFF LICENSES SORRY LIQUOR STORES UNTIL YOU CAN FIND THE CIDER THATS CHEAP ENOUGH AND CONTAINS SUCH A SMALL AMOUNT OF APPLES THAT YOU DECIDE THAT ITS PUNK ENOUGH BEFORE GOING OUT AND KICKING SOME PHONE BOXES IN AND GOING ROUND SAYING "FUCKING CHAVS I HATE THEM" ALL THE TIME AND THEN MOANING ABOUT PEOPLE NOT LIKING THE WORKING CLASS DESPITE THE FACE THAT CHAVS/TOWNIES WHATEVER REPRESENT ABOUT 95% OF TODAYS WORKING CLASS YOUTH, THATS WHAT ITS ABOUT OVER HERE IN ENGLAND ANYWAY.

• caleb said

  Jan 10, 2006 @ 4:57 pm

  And dont go hating nofx either because here in england all us punx were thinking "how are we going to bring true freedoom to our society by creating complete anarchism" and then we heard the nofx song murder the goverment, "why didn't we think of the before" we all said and within 48 hourse the lying corrupt fascist goverment was completely destroyed and now we live in complete peace and there is no longer any need for authority because everything is so equal that everyone finds the idea of stealing or hurting another person abusrd, thank you nofx, you truly are punk pioneers.

• caleb said

  Jan 10, 2006 @ 4:13 pm

  that shits well funny, do a how to be a nazi punk one.

• Ghost said

  Jan 10, 2006 @ 5:28 am

  Thanks for the laugh. This site's fucking hilarious.

• Krysta said

  Jan 9, 2006 @ 11:47 pm

  No... I didn't make that up, but I just realized it's a word which is close enough.

• Krysta said

  Jan 9, 2006 @ 11:28 pm

  No... I didn't make that up, but I just realized it's a word which is close enough.

• andrew said

  Jan 9, 2006 @ 11:10 pm

  hahaha you didnt make up fucktard. sorry but you didnt. and hating bush doesnt qualify you as an anarchist. im pretty sure theres a bit more to anarchy than being a stinkin liberal, but let me get back to you on that since IM NOT SURE

• Krysta said

  Jan 9, 2006 @ 8:39 pm

  Okay, uhh... yeah is Green Day punk? Like some of their songs are punk and they dress punk and shit. AND their total anarchists. They fucking hate bush. I fucking hate bush. Fucking fucktard (I made that up) and another thing, are ties punk? Are pins punk? like these kind of pins:
  http://www.thunders.ca/images/pins.jpg
  http://members.aol.com/teamworkrecords/pins.jpg
  Are safety pins punk?
  What about lots of piercings and shit?
  Anyway... cool site.

• andrew said

  Jan 8, 2006 @ 11:06 pm

  no problem guys, its what im here for :)

• Robin said

  Jan 8, 2006 @ 11:16 am

  Hi!
  
  (First off, my spelling is kind of bad, cause english aint my first language.)
  
  I just want to let you know that I fucking love you. :D The "how to be a real punk"-section is by far the most excellent definition of stupidity I've ever seen. You've managed to capture all the stupid questions that stupid people have, and then gave them answers in such a stupid way that it's hilarious!
  Making punks look really lame is the only way to sort out the retarded wannabe's.
  
  Thank you for a good laugh and some thoughts about this politic-lifestyle we call punk. It's important to be able to laugh at yourself! Cheers.

• Moe said

  Jan 8, 2006 @ 5:45 am

  BWAHAHAHAHAH this sexy cheerleader is not really an anarchist! ahahaha andrew man where do you come up with this stuff your a fucking genius. Youve made sarcasm an art, its great.

• Moe said

  Jan 8, 2006 @ 5:42 am

  BWAHAHAHAHAH this sexy cheerleader is not really an anarchist! ahahaha andrew man where do you come up with this stuff your a fucking genius. Youve made sarcasm an art, its great.

• ~JoSiE~ said

  Jan 7, 2006 @ 10:22 pm

  bla...bla...bla...bla...cewl stuffs though!!!!!!!!!!

• andrew said

  Jan 6, 2006 @ 2:54 am

  woo! that felt good.

• andrew said

  Jan 6, 2006 @ 2:44 am

  why the fuck do all you morons think greenday is punk? greenday_rules_123@hotmail.com: omg andrew your a poser omg you dun no teh first thing abowt punk omg. now this bullshit with listen to some greenday?! listen to the sound of your skull being crushed by my boots! thats punk. listen to the flat packing sound of flesh against flesh as my fist knocks out the last of your fucking teeth. thats FUCKING punk. you god damned dipshit. get a job idiot. and where the FUCK did nirvana come from? do me a favor, and pull your head out yo fucking ass before you post here again.

• hardcore said

  Jan 6, 2006 @ 2:19 am

  i don't think u know a single thing bout punk..sum41 sux..all your so called 'punk' bands are what you call POP-PUNK...u are the poser..just like them. U want real punk, get something like Green Day, The Ramones, Nirvana, Sonic Youth.

• Blank woman said

  Jan 5, 2006 @ 11:33 pm

  oh "What evers above" yer a bunch of fuckin retards dude.

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