How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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  • decad-act said

    Sep 30, 2007 @ 7:01 pm

    Hey, this is funny for all.
    What ever we are, we're always reproducing bad schemas, this site can deffinitly helps some stupids to understand they don't believe in what they think they are (I do myself, I'm a really real anarcho-punk you know, for real man), I thought I was reading something like a south park scenario about all of that.

    It's very good, but I'm really waiting for the "how to be a frustrated cyber-punk" part :).
    When it will be done, It all comes full circle about this bunch of clichés.
    And I should send you a picture from myself for this :D.

    YEAH. FUCK TH3 Cyb3R-PO7IC3!
    ACiD POliZeï!

  • fred said

    Sep 29, 2007 @ 8:13 pm

    i have come to the conclusion that this site must be a joke. (didn't take long) i think it is funny that people get so fucking defensive "punk isn't conformity at all man!" fuck that. everyone conforms in some way, some more than others. yeah i listen to punk music. and i have a leather jacket, but i like what i like, and i dont like some stuff that i am supposed to. the sex pistols suck, and so do the ramones. you should continue on with the theme, make like "how to be gangsta" and how to be emo"

    fred

  • fuk u said

    Sep 29, 2007 @ 7:37 pm

    this things a peice of shit rancid and nofx are sooo punk fuk u

  • bloody piss said

    Sep 28, 2007 @ 10:29 pm

    fuk yu guys

  • Punk13 said

    Sep 28, 2007 @ 11:04 am

    Hi, i`m a Sk8er Punk and i learnd a lot from your site. Now i'm one of the coolest guys in my class.
    Thank you

  • said

    Sep 28, 2007 @ 7:53 am

    aww man i wish i was punk :/
    :P
    LOL this site cracks me up!

  • Rad Kid Ink said

    Sep 27, 2007 @ 5:59 pm

    Can we say...Poser?

  • towin said

    Sep 27, 2007 @ 10:57 am

    to be a punk, sk8 punk etc. u have to feel it inside in your heart.

    the end.

  • Malenky Droogy said

    Sep 25, 2007 @ 9:04 pm

    i think i just wet my platties cracking up so hard at this malenky website

  • JeanAual said

    Sep 21, 2007 @ 9:59 pm

    *sigh i LOVE this website i was looking up random stuff in google and found it:D i laughed sooo much hottopic punks lol hate mail was my fav. tho they are very angry! :P now i need to be a nerd and read a book

    -Jenn

  • Liza said

    Sep 20, 2007 @ 5:17 am

    I really wanted to be a dumb shit too and write something like OMG YOU DUNNO WHAT PUNK IS FAG!! But I kept laughing soo hard everytime I couldn't send it. It cracks me up to see all these humorless people I mean come on, isn't it kinda sad that alot of people actually don't have a sense of humor at all? I bet if I walked up to any of these people and asked if they hated me because I was black they'd just look at me and say 'no, you're white' ... (This works better in real life, really) but you get the point. I could sit here all day laughing and crying over society these days, they should teach humor in school and everybody who fails should be shot, now that would actually make the world a better place.

    Other than that, way to go on the website, I loved these guides :D If I were to be 'punk' some day I'd deffinetly follow them hehe. Oh and BTW, Vampirefreaks.com really hated you now, someone posted this on the forum and people are really pissed, I'm the only one laughing there, but who cares.

  • Rat said

    Sep 20, 2007 @ 3:03 am

    This is totally worth readin at 3 in the morning while watchin borat, and doin hw.. thankx who ever put this up, its really funny to see how mad people get that some one they dont know or care about says something that they dissagree with, dont get me wrong, i love punk, but thats where it ends, if you dont like it cool, introduce me to somethin that u love, why fight when no one is right? the only thing i keep reading is FUCK YOU YOU DONT KNOW WHAT PUNK IS... well ill be honest, ive been a punk since i was a little kid and i dont even know what it means...when i hear punk music play, it makes me really happy, kinda like an old friend who never leaves, but always knows how to make u feel better. im sure alot of people can relate to that, And stupid people who dont understand what im tryin to say, ur dumb, cuz i aint preachin nothin, im just tellin it from my point of view, we all found punk one way or another and its punk that brings us together, do i feel that mtv or vh1 or avril lavigne or blink 182 ruined punk... no...all that did was take non punks, and give them somethin to relate to so that the punk scene could be understood by the majority of society, i dont feel it worked to the best that it could of, but it did create a social equality that we didnt have before, people dont hate punks as much as they used to, and honestly is'nt that what we want? i mean cool if you like bein looked down apon and stepped on then i guess you can loose all self ambition and go that path, but realistically societys changed over the past 8 years, punks are accepted, were no longer the outcasts that people hate, were merely the self artists that people are looking to to expand the future, sure societys still uptight in some places and lok down apon us punks, but dont let that get to u, here think about this, if your a surfer and lived in nebraska, im almost positive that no one would look at you seriously, but if your a surfer in california, your looked at in awhole different way and your welcomed there, if your a farmer, you wouldnt be taken seriously in the heart of chicago, or the heart of new york, cuz thats not your place to be, if you have somethin to say say it but say tot he right person, the maker of this site doesnt care if your gonna say FUCK YOU YOU DONT KNOW PUNK, he or she is laughing at you while reading your post, what have u accomplished? you made someone smile :) good for you, now try to instead of blurting the first hateful thing that comes to you head, try to think about what ur typing, and whos gonna read it and whos gonna take it seriously, honestly i think maybe 5 people will read this whole thing and maybe itll make sence to 3 of them, and maybe 1 person if im lucky, will understand and remember this. Hey you could hate people for all sorts of reasons or you could love the people who mean the most to u and the rest that may not understand you or get you, you dont have to worry about them, no ones making you, remember this is the INTERNET you dont know the people who make this shit, you dont hang out with them, they dont intrude your life, they dont piss you off daily, remember your reading these things because YOU DECIDED TO, not because you had to, not because your forced to, be cause u wanted too. so please be INTELLIGENT and post things that arnt rants or raves. cuz honestly no one cares if u hate the person who made this except you and others like you. So if you want to be an asshole and write shit like that then at least state first, that ur either just speakin how u feel, or your just bein an asshole, cuz remember this is TYPE not emotional speaking, every single person reads and interprets what u write differently, i found this site to be really funny, cuz yes its funny to poke fun at us punks, its also funny to poke fun at lots of things, if you cant laugh at ur self, you shouldnt be laughin at others.

    Peace, Love and Riot

    Rat

    (www.myspace.com/5cap use for contact if needed)
    (Fuck you I like myspace haha i have friends all over the world and its a great free way to keep in touch)

  • Rachel said

    Sep 19, 2007 @ 6:33 pm

    Are you people all fucking stupid?
    It's a JOKE.

  • THIS SITE IS SOOOO FUCKING GAY said

    Sep 18, 2007 @ 5:49 pm

    HOW THE FUK IS "punk about fashion and looking cool" ya i took that from this site, its retards like u who think there punk and try to be cool by writing a "How To Be Punk" faggot website .like U ACTUALLY SPENT MONEY TO MAKE A POSER WEBSITE,
    like how the fuk are tighty whiteys and cell phones Punk u homo u giving the cell phone company money how is that punk so i just wanted to say FUK U UR NOT PUNK SO KISS MY PUNK ASS BEFPRE I KICK U POSER ONE!

    THANX
    FUCK U

  • punk 182 said

    Sep 17, 2007 @ 10:11 pm

    This is the coolest site ever...after 31 years I now know what punk is about, I'm going to hot topic tomorrow and getting some avril gear, keep it up the kids need to be pissed off!!

  • gabe said

    Sep 7, 2007 @ 1:37 am

    this is possibly the gayest thing ive ever seen
    the only people who read this this are kids who like gc,blink,or yellow card.who ever made this post a picture so if im walking down the street i know who you are so i can kick your ass

  • mutate n survive said

    Sep 5, 2007 @ 6:18 am

    How can you slag the Stupids you little dick. Those guys were skate punks before the milkman shagged yor mum

  • Jerk said

    Sep 4, 2007 @ 11:07 am

    haha, man, this site kicks ass. It taught me everything I needed to know about punk, and I've never felt punker!
    Seriously though, this site is funny as fuck.

  • Felix said

    Sep 2, 2007 @ 11:16 pm

    hey dude you spelt guestbook wrong. that is so punk!

  • wanker said

    Sep 2, 2007 @ 2:08 pm

    i can see the sarcasm but i dont know what to think about it. i mean i guess it could be kinda funny to SOME poeple, but this whole sites kinda useless..i mean what good is it..youre making fun of different styles, haha thats fucking hilarious. really dude...oh well. whatever. i guess its funny to idiots cus i havent so much as giggled.

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