How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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  • moe said

    Apr 29, 2007 @ 3:28 am

    Andrew are you a fan of Jonathan Swift?

  • andrew said

    Apr 28, 2007 @ 7:49 pm

    im usually kidding whenever i say im kidding. except for right now...

  • vivian said

    Apr 27, 2007 @ 7:31 pm

    LMAO i love this shit! its so funny...and the ppl that take it seriously..i mean, how many times has the owner said he was KIDDING! funniest thing i've read in a while

  • Tom said

    Apr 27, 2007 @ 4:29 pm

    Emos man! whats their fucking problem!

  • Jessika said

    Apr 25, 2007 @ 11:22 am

    .......thanx!!!

  • cance said

    Apr 25, 2007 @ 7:06 am

    yo andrew? Can i wear ETNIES faction as sk8 punk shoes? and wat do i do wat if i dont hav any branded shirt but im quite skinny to show my chest

  • sk8 punk, cance said

    Apr 25, 2007 @ 4:29 am

    watever posers or sk8 or rawk or an, we all r punks and united!!!!!! kill those emos!!!!!

  • andrew said

    Apr 25, 2007 @ 3:19 am

    Jessika, if you really want the fanned out look its gonna cost you. forget soap and hairspray...one of the only things that actually works "tastefully" for long hair is a nice hot load of semen. youll have to go to the nearest grungy street corner and pay 5 guys to beat off in your hair before every show. if you do the work for them, you could maybe get them to pay YOU! its all in the sales pitch.

    once theyre finished and youve got a few loads, rub it in real good. let it sit for 3 - 5 minutes, until it just starts to harden. timing is crucial. now take your comb and just start pulling it up through your hair. if you start getting lumps, pick them out and put them in your pocket and save them for a quick touch-up or midnight snack.

    throughout the day your beautiful cumhawk might start to get a little impodent. be sure to suck off some more guys...dont swallow though! youll be using every last drop in your killer new hairdo.

    BUT if you want to go all POSER and take the easy way out, do aussie hairspray (instant freeze max hold) and a blowdryer.

  • Jessika said

    Apr 25, 2007 @ 1:42 am

    HEY! HELP ME!! ive been growing out my hair and now i wanna tri-hawk thing like Alaine from the Devotchkas!!! Is there a gide-line to giving yourself one? or do i just follow the pictures? ALSO whats the best way to put it up and with what products? I want "the fan look" and i dont want it to be all POSER looking and in strands! I want it to be tastefully done!!!!

  • andrew said

    Apr 19, 2007 @ 12:53 am

    my cock is so hard

  • o0 said

    Apr 11, 2007 @ 10:20 pm

    snot nosed slam dancing bitches..

  • andrew said

    Apr 11, 2007 @ 10:06 pm

    good. i hate 12 year olds

  • o0 said

    Apr 11, 2007 @ 1:59 pm

    lmfao...you know some little 12 year old hot topic kids are getting there asses kicked in Detroit because of this web site..I will be the one to do it...weeeeeeeeeeeee..

  • said

    Apr 10, 2007 @ 12:20 am

    lol, i pray this is a joke site cuz im laughed pretty fucking hard at your "thrift store are for dirty poor kids" and AFI are punx! yay! it made me laugh pretty hard, people in hate mail, i know ur all crust, anarcho hardcore punks. seriously this guy is just kidding, he dosnt really agree with this stuff, its a joke... at least i hope

  • CraziRoker said

    Apr 9, 2007 @ 8:56 pm

    Grate wepside, luv it!!!

    p.s. Anarchy for lazy losers who want easyer life for free...har har har...

  • said

    Apr 8, 2007 @ 2:25 pm

    it's scientifically proven that 94% of people that comment on things they've seen on the internet are useless prickshits.

  • test said

    Apr 7, 2007 @ 11:10 pm

    testicles

  • Xac said

    Apr 6, 2007 @ 12:26 am

    WTF hapend to anarchy and the ppl? i didnt know us anarchys had shit like this site

  • Clayton said

    Apr 5, 2007 @ 9:17 pm

    I will lick your nipples Stacy...

  • stacy said

    Apr 5, 2007 @ 7:56 pm

    heyyy my nipples are hard andrew
    wanna lick em?
    mmmm theyr so good
    oh oh oh god yesss
    uhhhh please dont stop mmmm yea
    HAHAHAHAH
    yea idk
    i dont ge why ppl dont get that this is a joke

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