How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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  • zomgim hot said

    Apr 5, 2007 @ 7:19 pm

    chyeaaa
    im like pretty horny
    mmmmmm yeaaaa
    anyways
    =]

  • Jordyn said

    Apr 5, 2007 @ 7:14 pm

    Just curious, is this site a fucking joke or are you serious?

  • Baga said

    Apr 5, 2007 @ 7:06 pm

    eheeehee I'm a punk... you fucker! I'm a fucking punk! You fucking fucker!! eheheeeeheeeee I'm a punk! I'm a punk! You fucker!

  • andrew said

    Apr 5, 2007 @ 1:57 am

    i wrote this site from a mental institution...

  • Tim said

    Apr 4, 2007 @ 2:55 pm

    hahahah great site... the vegan punk one is classic.

  • Sherwin said

    Apr 3, 2007 @ 5:34 am

    ok dudes, my actual name is sherwin NOT amy. anywayz, yes, i have won more than 16 awards for the best insults and yer...

    but like, come on u guys. u gotta agree with me that the andrew dude is like, mentally retarded. seriously, he should be sent to a metal institude.

    anywayz, i gtg now so yea. bye bitchoholics.

  • Feminist said

    Apr 2, 2007 @ 7:10 pm

    You are completely right. Women and men are NOT equal. The point of feminism is to promote equal rights for men and women. Some morons think it's ok to rape women and that women are inferior to men, feminists are against these beliefs. It is definitely difficult to raise a boy without a father figure, andrew, but sometimes father figures aren't available. Mothers who, for no good reason, keep the father of their child away from them are selfish and just plain stupid. Your rant isn't "radical," it's mostly true.

  • Joel (Sweden said

    Apr 2, 2007 @ 6:43 pm

    HAHA GREAT SITE!, i laught my ass off when i read the hate mails, 10 year olds saying stuff like "hello im totaly punk ive listend to it for years"...you know that they only listen to "punk2 bands like green day and good charlotte when they say that they are totaly punk...
    Please download some real punk instead of thet crap and please stop calling youreself punk until you like real punk.
    I will even supply tou with some links to some real punkbands(oh my god what a great guy i am)

    http://www.myspace.com/discharge2k ok discharge are the band everyone who dares say he/she listens to punk must have heard

    http://www.myspace.com/massgrav this you dont have to like, but i think they are great

    http://www.myspace.com/doomnazidie no comments needed

    http://www.myspace.com/anticimexfanclub ok this is the best band that ever have existed in sweden

    http://www.myspace.com/drumstelf second best

    http://www.myspace.com/ausxrotten great!

    http://www.myspace.com/xivexgotxstraigthxedgex Minor threat

    http://www.myspace.com/diskonto just listen

    http://www.myspace.com/blankblackoutvacant the kings of punk

    http://www.myspace.com/wolfbrigadeoffical

    why did you read this? youre not punk if you listen to others? i dont listen to what someone else tells me is punk, but i love to tell others what is....but seriously...STOP SAYING GREEN DAY IS PUNK..IT PISSES ME OFF I HATE THE POP/ROCK/BOYBAND ASSHOLES OF GREEN DAY

    feel free to mail me and say im an asshole who just should die beacouse i said that the cutest boy in the woooorld is and asshole... Puragutorey@hotmail.com

  • Spammy said

    Apr 2, 2007 @ 6:36 pm

    That Amy chick is hilarious. He should get an award and start a website.

  • Gemetzel said

    Apr 2, 2007 @ 10:02 am

    Hahaha. I'd say this site is pretty spot on.

    I only read the REALLY Real Punk section, but I couldn't have said it better myself.

  • Kupov said

    Apr 2, 2007 @ 8:41 am

    I still find this site hilarious

  • CuntFacedBoogerEatingFartingEver said

    Apr 2, 2007 @ 1:30 am

    So what is this, like a contest for who can come up with the best insults?
    I must say, I'm pretty impressed so far.
    But you forgot how much he farts.
    He farts A LOT.
    And burps.
    And poops.
    He also has lots of boogers.
    Basically he is a gross pig.
    But not fat.
    Which one of you idiot-dickfaced-penisbreathed-cuntmunchers came up with that one?

  • jakeUKjake said

    Apr 1, 2007 @ 4:04 pm

    calm down children, I'm getting upset.

  • Emily Strandel said

    Apr 1, 2007 @ 2:01 am

    omg... ur an up-tight cuntfaced prude who needs to be loosened up. go fuk ur dog u ugly faglet.

  • said

    Apr 1, 2007 @ 1:59 am

    whoa! u shitting cunt-bag. go commit suicide coz every1 is betta off without u, u ugly fuckface.
    like, seriously, i suggest your gonna go drown me in ur tears and swear back at me, but like, u should know that chix with arses like mine dont ever talk back to boys with an embarassing face like yours... as if you even have one. ur a motherfucking-shitfaced-cunt bag who wears your ant-sized dickhead on ur head and parades down the public without shame. u dipshitting bitchoholic. get a job, a life, and an education u cheap fuckanator.

    ps- do u really fuk ur parents for pocket money... how sad. a little teenage boy who has a threesome with his parents for pocket money. awwww!

  • Amy Demison said

    Apr 1, 2007 @ 1:48 am

    motherfucker... go jump off a cliffe the higher the betta. if u dont jump id be honoured to push you, you shitfaced cunt. your a manwhore who fucks your own parents for pocket money. ur a motherfucked, earshitting, poser who poses for attention. i suggest you get ur fucker fat arse kicked because u only spend ur fucking time making this shitfaced-embarassment-to-the-public website. get friends u fucked, dipshit.

    from your motherfucker "friend".

  • jesus the christ said

    Mar 31, 2007 @ 9:47 am

    you are..........a douche
    bag
    who drops more f-bombs the gwb in kuwait
    why dont you go check out urbandictionary.com and get a (FUCKING LIFE)

  • andrew said

    Mar 29, 2007 @ 8:10 pm

    hahaha christina i love you...

  • Ben said

    Mar 28, 2007 @ 6:59 pm

    and the people who hate mail it are soo friggin stupid. just shut up, you people

  • Ben said

    Mar 28, 2007 @ 6:58 pm

    hahaha dude this site is awesome

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