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Baby Jesus said
Aug 17, 2022 @ 11:44 pmI think what we all need to be concerned with right now is how I feel. Am I happy? Am I crying? Mass consumerism makes me cry. Saved by the Bell makes Baby Jesus happy. So, put down that credit card and turn to TBS the "Superstation".
Love,The Baby Jesus
p.s. YES, Tori Spelling will join you in HELL!!!!
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Domingo Salazar said
Aug 6, 2022 @ 9:16 amDude, y'all gringos is crazy mang...
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andrew said
Aug 3, 2022 @ 11:21 pmyeah older women are hot ngl...
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Perri Listerine said
Aug 3, 2022 @ 8:46 pmShut your godammned mouth, you slanderous idiot - we all know that andrew only digs yodelin' in the canyons (batcaves) of the older ladies (80+ at least..)
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andrew said
Aug 3, 2022 @ 5:58 ami cant wait to kiss little kids in the preschool!!!!
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Poopy mcfuckpants said
Aug 2, 2022 @ 11:27 pmI shidded myself
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Billy Idol said
Jul 28, 2022 @ 5:53 amHello my filthy little cradle-rockers, and seems like it's been ages & ages since I last checked in on here, so in honour of wiener wednesday, a very special post:
The other day me and corky went to go and have a picnic and play catch in the park. After throwing the ball around for a little while we got bored so we decided to go behind the bushes and fuck. First I sucked on his meaty mongo cock and then I licked his balls and arsehole and then I started to stuff frankfooters up his rectum and then I gave him an enema and then he farted out gooey lumps of diarrhea mixed with ketchup in my face - and with a rebel yell, I cried MORE, MORE, MORE!!! -
big dick said
Jul 27, 2022 @ 7:29 amwhat is punk if not two men passionately having anal sex while u.k. subs plays in the background
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Alexander H. said
Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:26 pmY'all need to go suck on a goblin's cock you stupid assholes.
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Hitoshi said
Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:23 pmHey man, you are cool dude man for eating a balanced breakfast & about the only thing missing is teh milk.. I LIEK MILK!!! (and ligers too..)
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Penis-Puke said
Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:16 pmI love corky with all my heart & soul and want him to assfuck me and then spooge up my anus-hoal and then the next time I go poop all of his rotten semen will come out with the shit and then I can drizzle it on top of my pancakes and cereal.
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Arnold Drummond said
Jun 17, 2022 @ 4:45 pmWatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis..
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Wesley Willis said
Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:28 amLick a snow leopard's greasy asshole and eat a llama's dick with tartar sauce.
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Sk8trBoi said
Jun 14, 2022 @ 8:06 pmThis guestbook is rad
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Mary Higgins-Wilson said
Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:07 amYou guys are really fucking disgusting, and some of the language that I've been hearing in here is downright disgracefull.. There are children and old people that come onto this site looking for wholesome and insightful words of wisdom from tru and loyal punk-rockers, and instead, they get this pit of sin, filled with depraved anecdotes about licking some guy's asshole until he farts out gooey lumps of diarreah all over some japanese rentboy's almond-eyed face.. Do you really think that people want to hear about these things?! Do you really think that we want to know about sucking the shit off of a big nigger's cock after it's been stuffed up a malamute's ass??!! No!!!!! We could probably also do without your vivid and sordid descriptions of gay dustin diamond anal-sex orgies ending in thick gooey blasts of steaming man juice that the zubaz-wearing little cretins then eagerly lap up like the hungry little cum-guzzlers that they are, as well.. I mean, who really wants to hear about how good it feels to have a shit-stained fuck-rod shoved up your gaping shit-chute??!! NOT ME - that's for sure! So, in closing, I respectfully ask that you please refrain from using such harsh language on these boards, as there are many other POLITE things that you could say around here, rather than talking about urinating into your mother's mouth while your father licks your dog's butthole.. Speaking of which, I'm also getting really tired of hearing all of this derogatory talk about Boni's dogs, who are absolutely adorable, by the way.. If I ever got my hands on Marlon, I would gently take his big, hairy cock into my mouth as I played with his furry little balls and then massaged him to a screaming climax while Bananas does me in the ass from behind.. Even right now, as I type this, I've got four fingers inserted deep inside my smelly cooter as I fantasize about Dustin Diamond tenderly tounging my sweet pink anus.. Help!! This vile & disgusting website has warped & destroyed my fragile little mind!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
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Brooks Wackerman said
Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:04 amWell, I for one simply adore mgk, and would absolutely love to stuff my stiffy in his suckhole and then pump so much of my nut-butter down his gob that all the excess semen would come spraying out of his ears like a lawn sprinkler.
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James Lipton said
Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:01 amOh my, and is anyone else in here besides myself thinking that the silly name the poster below goes by might perhaps simply be a nom de guerre for the great machine gun kelly himself?.. hmmmm...
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Celebrity Man-Whore said
Jun 13, 2022 @ 5:56 amYou people might not want to hear this, but I am a famous television actor, and a-rod & corky have invited me to share their bed with them on numerous occasions while belding was downstairs sleeping. I would pump a-rod's ass full of my slimy semen & then pull out and have corky lick the streaks of peanuts and shit off of my liver-spotted piss-plank until he got so excited he went dookie in his diaper! I then donkey punched his 'tard ass and urinated in his face. Another time, all four of us went 2 the circus, where we sat & gorged ourselves on bag after bag of those bright pink pistachios while we watched the fruity circus performers risking their very lives for our entertainment. Anyway, when we got home belding crashed out, and myself, a-rod, and corky once again went upstairs & retired to the bedroom. So, same as before, I blew another load up a-rod's ass and took a big, meaty dump on corky's mongo chin while he licked a-rod's balls from underneath, only this time, when I removed my throbbing meatstick from his blown-out cock-socket, it was covered in like a thick, pink paste from the undigested pistachios he'd eaten earlier.. it was really weird, 'cause it looked just like I'd dipped my dick into a large bucket of pepto-bismol or something.. (corkies chin also looked like a freshly-scooped cone of raspberry sherbet). But it wasn't as bad as the time I had corky bent over the bathroom sink, fucking him in the ass, when the ungrateful 'tard shit all over my dick.. & When I pulled out and gazed at my reflection in the fogged-up mirror, my now-limp member looked like a melted butterfinger bar.. and my eyes stared back at me with a look of complete shame and utter humiliation that I shall never forget for as long as I live..
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Nitro-Punk said
Jun 13, 2022 @ 5:39 amSo, me and a couple of my buddies went to this party during the summer when we were just out of high school, and we were kicking back, drinking from the keg, and just basically having a good old time hangin' out on the deck when right before dark a bunch of big old jock-type dudes came storming up the staircase, telling us it was their place and to get the fuck out of there right now or they'd beat our asses, but right at the same time, the cops showed up in the parking lot out front 'cause one of their condo neighbors must've called 'em & complained because of all the noise and traffic or whatever, so pretty much everyone else besides me cruised downstairs to either leave or go talk to the pigs, which is when I put my diabolical plan into action.. I went straight into the kitchen and up into the cabinet, where I found the biggest plastic slurpee cup that I could find and filled it right to the brim with my piss. I then placed it in the microwave, set it for 25 minutes, and then pressed the start button & headed downstairs to go meet back up with with my friends so we could get outta there and that's when I saw my buddy robbie at the top of the side stairs waiting for the crowd to dissipate somewhat and he had a big red solo cup full of beer that he tossed right into a bug-zapper that was hanging up from a tree nearby and it completely fried the whole thing, but not before making a pretty rad light and sound display.. And then we bailed.. hahaha!!! I still sometimes wonder if those poor guys in the small town we were visiting enjoyed their party being "punkdified" by me and my rowdy gang of big-city bad-boy bitchass buttfucks.. #SmellsLikeTeenSpirit
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Andrew said
Jun 6, 2022 @ 6:47 pmI'm gay.
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