How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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• Yytygbhj said

  Aug 4, 2021 @ 6:08 am

  omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!

• AllsB said

  Aug 4, 2021 @ 6:07 am

  Balls

• SMAXK MY ARSE said

  Aug 4, 2021 @ 5:20 am

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• Eat ass do crimes said

  Aug 4, 2021 @ 5:19 am

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• Eat ass do crimes said

  Aug 4, 2021 @ 5:19 am

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• SMAXK MY ARSE said

  Aug 4, 2021 @ 5:18 am

  How do people not realize this is a joke?-

• British Bulldog said

  Jul 27, 2021 @ 12:39 pm

  Because you're a shit-lickin' fuckhole whose face looks like a combination between a gonorrhea-infected asshole and a syphillitic vagina and you also suck monkey cock, that why..

• andrew said

  Jun 24, 2021 @ 5:57 am

  i hold the door open for women why wont they have sexd with me??

• andrew said

  Jun 24, 2021 @ 5:52 am

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• andrew said

  Jun 5, 2020 @ 12:39 am

  whoever is signing posts under my name PLEASE STOP this is a clear violation of the gestbook's TERMS OF SERVICE and i WILL involve my lawyer if this continues.
  
  - the REAL andrew
  
  PS i am DEFINITELY NOT GAY! why does everyone keep saying that? i'm not gay!! ok?? everyone?? stop saying it because it isn't true!

• andrew said

  Jun 4, 2020 @ 6:38 pm

  im gay

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• andrew said

  May 1, 2020 @ 4:14 pm

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• andrew said

  Apr 9, 2020 @ 4:16 pm

  Hi, Anonymous. This is the only punk hairstyle on that page: https://www.styleinterest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/1.jpg.

• andrew said

  Mar 26, 2020 @ 2:56 am

  thanks!

• andrew said

  Mar 3, 2020 @ 5:03 am

  regarding hair, punks should have long, flowing, natural hair, with waves and blonde highlights. it should be at least shoulder length, and not too much volume. it's good to have some shine to it, but not like a wig or anything. bangs are sometimes ok, but in general frowned upon. avoid messy buns as these are a signifier of dominance (the bigger/messier the bun, the more alpha the wearer) and can be interpreted as a threat by other punks. if you do decide to go with a messy bun, bring your brass knuckles with you, and punch anyone who says "I like your hair!" as this is how a challenge to your dominance is initiated.
  
  the oracle has spoken.

• Lots of questions said

  Mar 3, 2020 @ 1:22 am

  Is it punk to still have a punk haircut, but not have it dyed? Y’know like still have your natural color, or would that make you look like a poser?

• zero said

  Mar 2, 2020 @ 10:54 am

  coo.

• Anonymous said

  Mar 2, 2020 @ 1:00 am

  Oh yeah, and this site is so FUCKING hilarious..all of it. I’m trying not to laugh!

• Anonymous said

  Mar 2, 2020 @ 12:58 am

  I just read thru your hate mail.... those hate-mailers asses must be jealous at the amount of shit that came outa their mouths! Maybe they should check their spelling before emailing you LOL
  — lmfao!!

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