How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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• andrew said

  Aug 23, 2012 @ 4:34 pm

  i suck big black dick

• punk brides lost cousin said

  Aug 23, 2012 @ 3:32 pm

  how to be punk: mohawk. ripped jeans. leather bag.

• Punk bride said

  Aug 23, 2012 @ 5:19 am

  also, i love the taste of his dad's cock and the feeling of his dad's thick cum holding up my floppy half-assed mohawk. i love when his grandpa takes a wet dump all over my ugly face while his dad jizzes on my shitty leather jacket that doesn't scare people and is not scary at all even though i think it is but it totally isn't (and i suck).

• Punk bride said

  Aug 22, 2012 @ 10:49 pm

  hi im his girlfriend and i agree how can you say that about the jackets i have one too and of course it scares people maybe but thats the point because were expresing who we are really. your a ass hole. im going to fucking gut you like a fish and then as you convulse and shake from the

• REAL PUNK said

  Aug 22, 2012 @ 10:43 pm

  IM A REAL PUNK AND HOW DARE YOU SAY THE LEATHER JACKET IS A POSER, OF COURSE THAT IS UNTRUE BECAUSE RAMONES THE FIRST REAL PUNK BAND WORE THEM SO HOW CAN IT BE SO? YEAH EXACTLY FUCK YOU MR. KNOW IT ALL I BET YOU THINK YOUR PUNK BUT JUST ANOTHER POSER NERD OR JOCK WHO THINKS MAKING JOKES LIKE THIS MAKES HIM COOL. FUCK YOU

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• andrew said

  Aug 22, 2012 @ 8:32 pm

  ha! fuck you, spambots. nobody outsmarts andrew lyon, successful entrepreneur and feared computer hacker.

• andrew said

  Aug 21, 2012 @ 11:14 pm

  omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!

• andrew said

  Aug 19, 2012 @ 9:38 am

  Chuck, as far as advertising goes, I'd allow it except that every single spot on the site is filled with text, images, or blank space and there's simply no more room =[. I'll let you know if something frees up though.
  
  I'm glad you liked the guide. I think this is a case where you'd have to choose between articulate and STD ridden via crusty girls or uninformed and STD ridden via club girls. Since we're all fucked anyway in this scenario, I'll take the former.
  
  Best of luck on your venture.

• Epicdelusion said

  Aug 15, 2012 @ 9:24 pm

  Andrew, you're actually a real punk, that's pretty disappointing. I was hoping to witness a well articulated critique from a real person. They're too busy gettin' pussy from real girls whose cunts don't smell like a dumpster full of sunparched squid chowder to give a shit about punk. Beer pong dude.
  
  I would be interested in some advertising though. Let me know when you're selling banners. Going for the I-hate-punks-but-still-am-a-punk dollar, that's a niyce dollar. Cheers to capitalism. Let's make some cash. Chuck@epicdelusion.com

• DEYAN said

  Aug 13, 2012 @ 1:32 pm

  omg, andrew, ur sooo POSER!!!

• Atom Zapple said

  Aug 10, 2012 @ 9:33 am

  Andrew, kudos. "Up ThE pUnX!!1!" ;)

• Shai-Tzva-Hahagana said

  Aug 2, 2012 @ 3:56 pm

  You're all fucking idiots. If you can't read between the lines and see the humor and sarcasm that was poured into this site then you probably can't see you're default douches for having googled "how to be punk" in the first place. Yeah, I discovered this site trying to get some pillar content for my blog, and yes, that makes me a bloated bag of douchery but come ON! People are always going to try and adopt identities. At least this guy's having some fun throwing pop-culture maltovs into the mix.

• John Lydon said

  Jul 23, 2012 @ 1:24 pm

  What a load of shit. People google punk this jackass has no idea what punk is. Avril really!

• anon said

  Jul 21, 2012 @ 4:25 pm

  Bahahaahaa. I got such a kick out of reading the hate mail. Great job on a great site drawing attention to the bullshit it seems like we are all at least partly guilty of (speaking primarily from the anarcho-punk and "really real-punk" articles...) I definitely had a few pained groans and eye-rolls this morning.

• Mekano said

  Jul 19, 2012 @ 7:53 pm

  Nigga, you're awesome!

• crazy_binx said

  Jul 11, 2012 @ 5:00 am

  Ouch! Kinda stings a little. Guess thats why I liked it. Funny shit :)

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  Jul 11, 2012 @ 12:28 am

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• DOS said

  Jul 3, 2012 @ 9:40 am

  This is fucking gold! I love how people cant see the satirical nature of it all. Keep it up!

• andrew said

  Jul 3, 2012 @ 1:28 am

  irrelevant: fuck you

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