How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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• Spike said

  Aug 27, 2013 @ 6:38 pm

  Punk is not about fashion or your fucking hair. You can't tell someone how to be punk you sellout. You're obviously just another brainwashed mindfuck who is attracted to the media. A media that glorifies fashion, bullshit music,and tells you what to fucking do. You're not a punk. Be yourself and stop obeying the fucking media you fucking sellout-bullshit-brainwashed-fucking-poser!!

• sex = violence said

  Aug 23, 2013 @ 4:33 am

  mother fuckin fuck yeah

• Superpunx! said

  Aug 19, 2013 @ 1:56 pm

  Blows my mind how many people seem to take this seriously, But then again, it's not like to give you an IQ test to get on the Internet. It's awesome that someone took the time to take this joke so fucking far. This is awesome. It's a real labor of love. Good job, Anarchy! I mean, kudos sir.

• Freud SF said

  Aug 19, 2013 @ 1:47 pm

  Unfortunately, I accidentally hit post or whatever without completing the thought. But hey, that's how a punk rock. So, I just wanted to say if you can include a punk rock point cock-u-l8ter that would be the best thing I think For new people, so that they can start collecting punk points right from day one. God knows, if it weren't for confluenca punk point caculater how would we tell who's the best punk rocker? We couldn't!!
  
  If you don't know how code such a thing, and would like help with that, I'm a coder myself... but don't tell anyone. I don't want to ruin my reputation. We all know that punks can't maths! to understand math and such is for posers! A nd I'd love to help you with that. Although this site is a hell of punk rock, it's a little illegible, if you want help making it so that it's more readable, let me know that too, You don't tell anyone that I'm helping, I realize you have a reputation to uphold, sex, drugs, and anarchy brother!!!!!
  
  Don't listen to all the posers bro, if we listen to those freaks, we never get anything done punk rock wise! Just stay true to the code, And speaking of which, I didn't see the code up here either. You should post the code so that the new people know how to follow the rules. Get back to me man, obviously, we're kindred spirits! ANARCHY MAN!!!!!
  
  Freud

• misty said

  Aug 15, 2013 @ 7:26 am

  wtf u cant write a how to on being punk. u r a fucking poseur.
  

• travis of the cosmos said

  Aug 15, 2013 @ 3:10 am

  punks dead.

• Avert said

  Aug 14, 2013 @ 2:51 am

  omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol! Okay aside from this page making laugh my fucking ass off. the start of this post that you made... well I probably nearly pissed myself laughing.

• Ralph said

  Aug 9, 2013 @ 4:45 pm

  omg i'm punk now thank u andy omgomg

• lottie said

  Jul 30, 2013 @ 4:34 pm

  Did I actually just sit and read all that... wow I need to find some new hobbies or something. But anyway, good use of time I suppose because this site is absolutely fucking hilarious! And sadly, pretty accurate tbh

• doesitmatter? said

  Jul 29, 2013 @ 11:08 am

  This site is fucking hilarious! Laughed my ass off. I can't believe how many people are taking this seriously..

• Glad To Be Elsewhere said

  Jul 10, 2013 @ 5:05 pm

  That's the problem with punk. No matter how truly 'punk' something actually might be, some other 'punk' will shit on it and call it fake. I don't miss living with the 'punx' like I did when I was in my teens and 20s. 99 percent of them are pretentious retards, as you can see here.

• Jill said

  Jul 7, 2013 @ 4:48 pm

  Awesome. Can't believe all of the hate mail by people who take any of this serious. The hate mail section should just be renamed "How to Be a Tool".

• My name said

  Jul 6, 2013 @ 7:23 am

  Read the hate mail
  *sigh* Apparently all the morons live on this side of the Internet

• David said

  Jul 5, 2013 @ 9:26 pm

  Just stumbled on this site and its hilarious. Can't believe people take you serious.

• Bangarang said

  Jun 28, 2013 @ 2:15 am

  More hate mail please! Absolutely love the site.

• andrew said

  Jun 20, 2013 @ 12:03 am

  all i ever wanted was to make you proud of me, fuck tard

• fuck tard said

  Jun 19, 2013 @ 4:18 am

  Are u just doing this retarded site to make more posers for fun or u think this shit is actually punk

• that chick over there said

  Jun 14, 2013 @ 10:45 pm

  The hate mail is hilarious...

• nobody in particular said

  Jun 14, 2013 @ 10:36 pm

  This site is off the wall but I'd just like to know what you're supposed to do when you live with rednecks! I'm gonna end up killing everyone here because all they know is country music,duct tape,and anything on wheels! I'm tired of them bombing my favorite bands! And they wonder why I "try to beat people up"as they put it. Can't help myself!

• andrew said

  Jun 3, 2013 @ 9:58 pm

  Thanks, Mario. I'm glad you like the site. It's hard to find time to write more. The best I can hope is to get a good amount hatemails posted on nights when I have nothing better to do. However, even the hatemails are backed up a few years now. The guestbook is probably the only part of the site I write to anymore.
  
  I'd love to do a crust punk section sometime. I knew a bunch of those guys in santa cruz and it'd be fun to write. Maybe one day...

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