How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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• riot said

  May 25, 2014 @ 9:45 am

  U sk8er punk are just posers.u listen 2 poser bands like blink182.u don't even know what moshing is.

• riot said

  May 25, 2014 @ 9:44 am

  How come u guys promote anarchy if u don't even know what it means

• riot said

  May 25, 2014 @ 8:32 am

  I bet most of u guys are posers!I know your addicted to pose bands like blink182 and sum41.stick 2 sex pstls and exploited

• riot said

  May 25, 2014 @ 8:29 am

  I bet most of u guys are posers!I know your addicted to pose bands like blink182 and sum41.stick 2 sex pstls and exploited

• riot said

  May 23, 2014 @ 11:28 am

  I agree with what meltingsnowman said!THE CREATOR'S A FUCKING POSER!!!He told u to fuck the system right!WELL FUCK HIS PATHETIC LIFE.HE DOESN'T EVEN LISTEN 2 THE CLASH AND DEAD KENNEDYS!AND THERE IS NO OTHER. TYPES OF PUNK EXEPT SEX PISTOLS PUNK AND ANARCHO PUNK!POP PUNK IS POSER MUSIC!ANDREW IS ONLY MAKING U GUYS STUPID(like him)!Blink 182 is a poser band along with sum41 and simpleplan !THERE ARE NO RULES IN BEING PUNK!JUST DO WHAT U WANT AND DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE MAINSTREAM!

• riot said

  May 22, 2014 @ 12:20 pm

  Fuck the system!

• anon said

  May 20, 2014 @ 1:07 am

  Beautiful satire. Probably. Poe's law can make it hard to tell... :P

• riot said

  May 19, 2014 @ 10:49 am

  Guy's,don't be conused about emo and punk.Emo's are poser gaylords.stick to ramones and sex pistols.

• riot said

  May 19, 2014 @ 10:46 am

  Is this sight real anarchy or just a poser sight?You said you a businessman.

• fuck said

  May 18, 2014 @ 7:20 pm

  LOL, l love demolating everything :D fuck YEAH!!!
  
  WORLD IS SHIT :D

• Non-Conformist said

  Apr 1, 2014 @ 3:11 am

  Probably the funniest site on the internet, I can't believe people get pissed at this.

• XxpunkgurlbvbxX said

  Mar 20, 2014 @ 12:50 am

  WAT!!!111 Omg!111 this is all rong!!11 all punks wear black and they DONT skateboard!!!11 what is conformity!!11 a good example of a hardcore punk band is black veil brides or all time low!!11 THATS punk. what the fuck is a black flag?? i thought the whole point of threatening people was 2 be harsh, why would u give some 1 a minor threat??? plz anzwr thx!!1
  
  -anarchy kitten!!11

• Jack Diddley said

  Mar 14, 2014 @ 4:42 am

  Can't tell if the creator of this site is trolling or if they're really that retarded. Either way, it's hilarious.

• SatanistHeadFuck said

  Mar 11, 2014 @ 10:40 am

  As a true to values punk myself, I find this hilarious, however useless for what I needed it may be.

• Captain Obvious said

  Mar 9, 2014 @ 3:35 pm

  Heh, I saw what you did there! :)
  Fun site

• Gcgfchjytdyv said

  Feb 16, 2014 @ 9:26 pm

  Hahahahahaha a friend told me to check out this website because it was hilarious she was so right! Hahaha can't believe some dumb ass would look up how to be punk! Some people are so dumb! Thanks gor making this website it's sooooo funny i've been laughing all afternoon. Ps I don't get why people need labels and they dress or act a certain way to be in a certain social group. Honestly i wear what i want say what i want and act like i want i don't care if one day i look punk or emo or hippie or mod or like i just got out of bed. The me style is awesome

• Laura said

  Feb 9, 2014 @ 6:04 am

  Holy fuckballs I haven't laughed this hard in forever. Good job on the site! Gonna go back to my sick disgusting life and sit on my lazy bitch-ass.lol

• Meow said

  Feb 7, 2014 @ 9:49 pm

  I laughed so fucking hard oh god you're the best troll I've ever seen.

• Kt_Hayes said

  Jan 27, 2014 @ 5:34 am

  hahah, this is fuckin awesome

• Lance said

  Jan 18, 2014 @ 5:14 pm

  This sites halrious good job!

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