How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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• your mom said

  Aug 21, 2015 @ 9:59 am

  omg, andrew, you should do a site on how to be a douchebag! You are so good at it!

• idgaf said

  Aug 7, 2015 @ 1:45 am

  i hope an wish the owner of this site gets cancer and aids so i can bury him/her up to there neck in shit an let them think happy happy thoughts as i stand there an jerk off to the sight of the the life draining from there eyes as they die off

• Mr. Punk said

  Jul 17, 2015 @ 2:46 am

  Thank Good Charlotte for this site, it really helped me accumulate a bunch of punk points.

• trainhopper trash god said

  Jul 17, 2015 @ 2:42 am

  You're Fucking hilarious, it surprises me that a bunch of dumbass kids think that you are being serious. They must not know sarcasm. But anyway you should really do a how to for Folk Punks, like trainhoppers, squatters and how they are really trendy about making sure they got the dirtiest clothes on and shit. Or coming up with the most folk punk sounding opinions. That would be great.

• andrew said

  Jul 16, 2015 @ 9:30 pm

  anyone up for a game of "wait...what are you doing? oh god no, no please please stop NO STOP STOP OH GOD AGGHH GOD STOP!! WHY? NO PLEASE!!! AHHHH!! AHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU! I'LL FUCKING KI...OH GOD AHHHHHHHH NO MORE!! I'LL DO ANYTHING PLEASE JUST STOP!!! HELP!! SOMEONE PLEASE HEL...NO NOT AGAIN AHHHH GOD WHY?? HELP ME!!! AHHHHH!!!!" ??

• kisieuiq said

  Jul 11, 2015 @ 7:05 pm

  i am a homosexual

• andrew said

  Jul 6, 2015 @ 6:59 pm

  thanks, jacob =]. glad you like the site.

• Jacob said

  Jul 4, 2015 @ 11:52 pm

  I do drugs too... I forgot that part.

• Jacob said

  Jul 4, 2015 @ 11:49 pm

  Hahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahaha that's fucking awesome. Your hate mail is really funny. Keep pissing people off :) they get soo mad! I think (as if you care or anyone cares ) you have to find your own way in punk and you sir are doing great!!!
  
  From a Square going no where.
  
  P.s Don't be a dick. I was nice and I meant it.

• aberdeen said

  Jul 1, 2015 @ 12:51 pm

  how did i get here

• andrew said

  Jun 21, 2015 @ 11:00 pm

  thanks =]

• punkxdub said

  Jun 21, 2015 @ 8:35 pm

  omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!

• Austun Jacab said

  Jun 15, 2015 @ 10:52 am

  DOES NE1 HAVE LOTION FOR MY CRUSTY BUTTHOLE I SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED MAI LOTION HELLLP

• andrew said

  Jun 11, 2015 @ 6:49 pm

  thx myspace is so punk

• grayson said

  Jun 10, 2015 @ 11:59 pm

  OMG! this is liek sooo helpful 4 moi. i liek so wants to be punk rocker. wow. posting a link to my MySpace.

• andrew said

  Jun 8, 2015 @ 3:20 pm

  so glad 2 helps sk8 is lyfe lol they will nevr kno ur secret ;)!!1

• sk8 is lyfe ;P said

  Jun 6, 2015 @ 7:06 pm

  wow so true 2. thx 4 the tips every1's jealous of my punk style now !!!

• andrew said

  Jun 1, 2015 @ 9:39 pm

  Goat: i know, it's the shit right??

• andrew said

  Jun 1, 2015 @ 9:38 pm

  jinx, no it's ok, no need for her to be embarrassed. many women find me highly desirable.

• Goat said

  May 29, 2015 @ 6:38 pm

  This site is freakin' hilarious! I love how outdated it is.

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