How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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  • andrew said

    Apr 22, 2016 @ 12:02 am

    hi mikey. not much, you?

  • mikey said

    Apr 17, 2016 @ 11:41 pm

    hey bro what's up
    -mikey

  • lostsoul said

    Apr 15, 2016 @ 6:17 pm

    im too deep into the internet i need to leave

  • Ozan said

    Apr 3, 2016 @ 7:56 pm

    Punk is not dead!It's just sleeping.It will awake!There's punk everywhere that the music and rebellion unites!Never forget it...

  • Sidney said

    Apr 3, 2016 @ 7:51 pm

    Wow,badass ideas(!)

  • andrew said

    Apr 1, 2016 @ 5:58 pm

    ok ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Bueronika said

    Mar 27, 2016 @ 11:12 am

    chongri bongni get it in me babay!!!

  • Same kid as before lol said

    Mar 2, 2016 @ 7:55 pm

    omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!

  • Some Punk Kid said

    Mar 2, 2016 @ 7:54 pm

    First website to make me laugh at punk shit. Wondering how much 12 year olds will take this serious. Amazing site. Stay punk

  • Pippi said

    Feb 25, 2016 @ 9:16 am

    This website is the first time I've really ever seen someone mention JFA. Hope you're doing well, andrew. Had a laugh with your site.

  • flight to manila said

    Feb 22, 2016 @ 12:14 pm

    While you can easily hail a taxi or rent a car to bring you directly to the interesting places in these cities, there are air conditioned buses to bring you there cheaply. http://www.flightstomanila.me.uk/

  • andrew said

    Feb 5, 2016 @ 12:24 am

    FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME THIS SITE IS NOT A GOD DAMN JOKE

  • mynamewasstolen said

    Feb 4, 2016 @ 8:38 pm

    nice joke site. although "how to be punk" kinda goes against punk itself

  • andrew said

    Jan 28, 2016 @ 6:05 pm

    hi Vlad, still here =]

    gotta say, california is lovely. then again, i've only been to the americas so i can't really compare it to many other places. i moved out here right after i turned 18, was definitely one of the best decisions i made.

    at this point this site is more or less read-only. i don't have much time to write anymore, and the older i get, the less i care about this shit. making stupid people angry is always going to be a sport for me, however the type of people who get angry at this site are just too easy. i need more of a challenge than pimply 15 year olds. plus, pop-punk isn't as big as it was back in the early 2000s so the people i'm making fun of aren't even around anymore and the people who hated them don't care much anymore either. in other words, there is not much market for this website.

    i still keep it up though because i like reading the things i wrote when i was 16, 17, etc and it's fun to get messages in the "gestbook." (how fucking 90s is a guestbook??) we should have Disqus with Share to FaceTwitPinterblr and ads that say "Find out this one weird trick that will save you thousands of dollars!" and "Doctors HATE him!!" and the Oculus Punk Experience...meet the members of Blink182 IN PERSON using Oculus Rift!

    but alas, my efforts are needed elsewhere. good luck finding your place when you hit 18. if you don't know where you want to go, throw a dart at a map or something.

    - Andrew

  • Vlad Jackson said

    Jan 27, 2016 @ 1:22 am

    really. that is the default message. really.
    whatever, hi there. I like your site. wish people today still actually did the whole punk thing. maybe thats why Ive got no friends, cause I'm the only naffing punk in my school. probably in my town. maybe in my whole state. its not exactly known for its coolness. whatever, I'm getting outa here as soon as i turn 18 anyway. who even cares where ill go, pretty much anywhere in the americas and europe is better than this. probably gonna move to california cause the music scene and all. Maybe london, maybe ottawa. that'd be cool.
    btw, you should like, actually maybe come back and visit this site sometimes, you know, like maybe post an update or something, so we know you're still here?
    bye then.

  • bitchpudding said

    Jan 21, 2016 @ 8:22 pm

    why do ppl think 5 seconds of summer is punk,because they are not

  • Justice said

    Jan 21, 2016 @ 8:01 pm

    this site is amazing

  • ur mum said

    Jan 16, 2016 @ 3:40 pm

    hate mail on this site only confirms that punk is totally dead

  • ur mum said

    Jan 16, 2016 @ 3:39 pm

    omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!

  • ur mum said

    Jan 16, 2016 @ 11:13 am

    this site is really a good joke, but when i've read a hate mail, i was so angry i was crying. why are those people so cruel?

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