How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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  • Dustin Diamond said

    Jun 8, 2016 @ 8:28 pm

    Does anybody in here need a good rumpfucking?

  • Nitro-Punk said

    Jun 5, 2016 @ 7:48 pm

    I'm so punk that I shape my Mohawk liberty-spikes with a paste made out of cum, diarreah and piss every morning before I head off to work at Starbucks.

  • andrew said

    Jun 3, 2016 @ 1:42 am

    thanks!

  • Madeline said

    Jun 1, 2016 @ 10:58 pm

    omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!

  • andrew said

    May 31, 2016 @ 6:11 pm

    actually the Urinals have another great song I love, "Hate"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYRbLgfzcQE

  • will R said

    May 30, 2016 @ 6:28 am

    I'm ready to be anarcho punk. your article has changed my life!

  • Mary Mount said

    May 29, 2016 @ 8:02 pm

    WTF?

  • G.G. Allin's Ghost said

    May 29, 2016 @ 8:00 pm

    Hey British Bulldog, I wanna rip some major ass right in your face as my slimy shit-snake slowly descends downward towards your screaming mouth while you silently sip my sweet shit through a silly straw..

  • British Bulldog said

    May 29, 2016 @ 7:55 pm

    Oh my, you're also a fan of this band.. Maybe we could get together sometime and play some acrobatic animal games together.. You could stick your toungue up my rectum while we listen to old "Wham!" recordings and watch gay assfuck pornos.

  • Barry Manilow said

    May 29, 2016 @ 7:50 pm

    They also do a song called "DuckFucker"

  • Francis Fuckhole said

    May 29, 2016 @ 7:28 pm

    Has anybody ever heard of a punk rock band called The Urinals? They did a song called "I Cum Blood" and also one called "Fecal Attraction"..

  • Benji Buttstain said

    May 28, 2016 @ 7:11 pm

    The band Good Charlotte likes to fuck their own mamas in thuh ass..

  • British Bulldog said

    May 28, 2016 @ 7:09 pm

    Hey Amy, my anus itches - Will you lick it clean for me?

  • Amy said

    May 28, 2016 @ 7:07 pm

    Holy Fuck - This place has gotten crazier than a shithouse rat.

  • Billy Idol said

    May 28, 2016 @ 9:36 am

    Hey what's up guys.

  • British Bulldog said

    May 28, 2016 @ 9:10 am

    Hey Harry, I'm gonna ass-rape you until your butthole is so dilated from repeated ass-reamings that you could drop a golf ball into it.

  • Harry Pothead said

    May 26, 2016 @ 3:34 am

    Hi Tony, I was just wondering if you liked to smoke pot because if you did I thought that maybe we could get really high and then assfuck.

  • Tony said

    May 25, 2016 @ 7:03 pm

    Hey man, don't be knockin' doin' the horizontal mambo with them cute young guinea pigs.. And it's not rape when I do it - they actually enjoy it..

  • British Bulldog said

    May 25, 2016 @ 6:59 pm

    That's it - I've heard just about enough of your drivel, you little shit-stained assfuck.. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A LIGHT-SABER DUEL.. However, since light-sabers don't really exist, we'll have to use our penises instead - Mine is about the size of a coffee can, so you will find yourself severely outmatched and extremely frightened. Then, to finish you off, I will take a flying kick right to your genitals and kick your scrotum wide open with my metal soccer cleats, man.. You can't handle this, there is too much for you to handle..

  • Sergio Shitlick said

    May 25, 2016 @ 6:25 pm

    Poor British Bulldog - As a small baby, his mother spoon-fed him his own diaper droppings, which caused him to develop an obsession with all things anal - Let his tragic story be a cautionary tale for us all..

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