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British Bulldog said
May 17, 2016 @ 4:07 pmHey Fangirl, I heard that there is a garbage scow on its way to Africa - You might want to be on it so you can visit some of your buttfucked, aids-infected relatives.. In the meantime, I want you to stop your sniveling, turn around, and bend over - So I can piss in your ass!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! ; )
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fangirl said
May 17, 2016 @ 4:02 pmWow, u guyz r mean..
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Yuri said
May 15, 2016 @ 12:49 pmHello comrades, and warmest greetings from Stalingrad, Russia.. I just wanted to say to you all that assfucking is fun - I enjoy to assfuck.. And Little Billy, I would very much like to fuck you in your asshole and then to spray my warm, watery, sweet corn kernel-infested diarreah all over your head and hair.
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Fangirl said
May 15, 2016 @ 12:41 pm5 Seconds of Summer are sooooo groovy!!!!! They fuckin' RAWK!!!!!!
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little billy said
May 15, 2016 @ 12:32 pmThe other day me and Pete Wentz went to go and have a picnic and play catch in the park.. After throwing the ball around for a little while we got bored so we decided to go behind the bushes and fuck. First, I sucked on his tiny jew cock and then I licked his balls and asshole and then I started to stuff frankfooters up his rectum and then I gave him an enema and then he farted out gooey lumps of diarreah mixed with ketchup in my face. It left me wanting more!
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Hillary Clinton said
May 14, 2016 @ 5:25 pm(Excerpt from speech at a recent campaign stop in Pocatello, Idaho): "Well, since even The Donald himself seems to be FINALLY weighing in on this very important issue, I will say that my position on the current situation is that if Pete Wentz had as many cocks sticking out of him as he's had stuck into him, he'd look like a motherfuckin' porcupine!!!" (crowd cheers wildly and waves Hillary signs..) " God Bless you all, and I'll see you in November!!!" #VoteHillary2016
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andrew said
May 12, 2016 @ 6:46 amthanks guys for all the info. taking notes over here. good stuff.
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Hippie Dave said
May 12, 2016 @ 6:25 amIt's all about the music, maaaaaaaaan...
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Glue Sniffer said
May 7, 2016 @ 7:03 pmOkto Bobo Jeepy Tutu La Gooey Poo
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Donald Trump said
May 7, 2016 @ 6:59 pm+ don't forget the fact that Pete Wentz has very, very TINY hands!!!
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Punky Meadows said
May 6, 2016 @ 8:58 pmYes indeed... they will suck - FOR CENTURIES!!!!!!!
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Danny D. said
May 4, 2016 @ 5:37 pmI agree that Fall Out Boy sucks really bad. I also heard that Pete Wentz likes to roll his shit into little balls and then eat them.. He also likes to suck black cocks when he's high.
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Kevin said
May 4, 2016 @ 5:34 pmDoes anybody else in here absolutely hate the wanna-be emo band "Fall Out Boy"? They fucking suck shit!!! Their "music" sounds like a combination between a gonnoreah-infected asshole and a syphillitic vagina, the guitars sound like a wet pussy fart, and Patrick Stump (l.o.l.) looks, sings and smells like a drunken monkey who's taken it up the 'ole shitpipe one too many times.. And don't even get me started on that little faggot-holed assfuck named Pete Wentz - Prancing around the stage like a fairy, posing and pretending to play his bass, with his greasy hair plastered to one side of his head like he'd just been the recipient of a golden shower.. Hahahaha.. What a fag.. I heard that Petey Boy likes to drink huge, frothing bowls of his own gooey diarreah and then regurgitate it back into his mother's mouth while they're playing a game of tonsil-hockey afterwards.. He then likes to wash it down with a glass of fresh urine.
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British Bulldog said
May 4, 2016 @ 7:47 amHey Sergio, why don't you suck my motherfuckin' dick, you shit-lickin' asswipe.. You're the kind of guy who probably shoves corn-cobs up his asshole and then licks the shit off of them afterwards. You can lick my sack, you goddammned, faggot-fuckin', shit-suckin', ass-lickin', kunt-faced bitch-hole. Have a nice day.
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Sergio Shitlick said
May 3, 2016 @ 7:26 pmHey British Bulldog, why don't you climb into my toilet bowl and gobble up my stinky logs, you shit-eating assfuck.
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G.G. Allin's ghost said
May 3, 2016 @ 7:18 pmAnybody who doesn't like punk rock should be faithfully force-fed fortune cookies that are filled with fried feces from Fresno.
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British Bulldog said
May 3, 2016 @ 7:15 pmHey billy boy, you sound hot - Let's Assfuck - I could hump you from behind while I rip your hair out by its roots as I whisper sweet nothings into your Dumbo-sized ears.. At this point you will be begging and screaming for mercy, which you will not receive.. Instead, I will then analy penetrate you from behind in your gaping shit-chute with a red-hot fireplace poker and then piss in your face.. How's that for punk-rock guys?
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little billy said
May 3, 2016 @ 7:08 pmMy big brother is very mean to me because he always takes my tinker toys and plays with them without asking and then he breaks them and it makes me cry.. But then I started to store them in my asshole and now he says that he doesn't want to play with them anymore because he says that now they smell bad.. PROBLEM SOLVED!
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This Guy Again said
Apr 26, 2016 @ 3:59 pmOn a serious note though, that this entire thing and the hate mail section is the physical incarnation of why I hate the word punk. I always get into the punx as phux communities in towns and both contribute to the music scene as a musician and as well make my entire existence a challenge and satire of them.
Like srsly tho, punx kids haaaaate it when you gum up their mojo. It's pretty fucking funny.
I mean it, go to a punx as phux concert in any metro and ask the kid with the most patches on his jacket how many PunkPoints he got from punk patches.com and they'll either lol and roll with it or turn into ButthurtBot 2.0 -
This Guy said
Apr 26, 2016 @ 3:48 pmThis is easily one of the best things I've stumbled across in my travels through the internet. I mean it, 10/10 all around you nailed it.
And that hate mail section? You're a fucking genius yo.
10/10 would kek again
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