How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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• Goat Sea said

  Sep 12, 2010 @ 6:43 pm

  I wonder if anyone actually used this as a guide to be punk. Oh yeah, blink182, and Green Day did. Nevermind.

• JoeMasturbaby said

  Sep 12, 2010 @ 2:08 am

  this site is pure gold.
  
  i havnt laughed this hard in a loooong time.

• Unknown said

  Sep 11, 2010 @ 2:49 am

  LMFAO, this made me laugh, thank you.
  oh, and btw:
  omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!

• Pedro Jorge said

  Sep 10, 2010 @ 9:20 am

  I always wanted to be "counter-culture" and "intellectual" and "cool" and "alternative" and "rebel" and "independent thinker" and "Neo-fighting-the-Matrix" and "non-conformist" and all but i was clueless...but thanks to your site now i know how to do it.
  
  PS - I love Jesus Christ and think Noam Chomsky is a lying communist money-grubbing piece of jew shit...will this opinions and beleives prevent me from becoming "punk"? Please give me an answer and thanks in advance.
  
  Bye.

• YOUARESUCHDUMBASSES said

  Sep 7, 2010 @ 1:18 am

  I gotta say you put a lot of time into this. To bad it sucks XD Man if anyone loves this shit, they are stupid. I know that haters make you famous and I'm only helping but god this is a load of BS. You absolutely have no life what so ever. I go to HotTopic 24/7 and I'm not like anything you said. In fact, I think I ould cry if I was how you put "punks" and I AM A PUNK! This site is so gay, dude!! Like you have no idea how stupid this is. All the punk people don't look a single thing about how you put it. I mean why would we spend so much money? Hottopic isn't that even expensive!

• random chick said

  Aug 30, 2010 @ 12:56 am

  Pretty hilarious that people are taking this seriously. Funny to read the articles, and even funnier to read the responses.
  Best time I've ever wasted.

• Anna said

  Aug 28, 2010 @ 11:31 am

  Now I've learned the right words
  
  Scenes are for teenage-pussies
  
  Smash Capitalism, nomatter what shirt you wear!

• Anna said

  Aug 28, 2010 @ 11:22 am

  Hi, excuse my english
  Posting this from Poland-Germany-England-Portugal-France-Netherlands-Italy-Spain-etc etc. Cause that's were I work and live and where I was "punk" all my life.
  I find it quite interesting how american youth is concerned with problems that are no ral problems :D it is so funny! You all mock a phenomenon that exists now for decades - Pop. In this case pop-punk.
  Here in Europe that has never been a topic. Punk was never just about rebellion or being just individual, it was always about working togheter, trying to build a world in which everybody's equal, working togehter on theories on how to change the world in small steps,trying to avoid anything that expolits people, doing your own food, concerts, movies, music and of course art, being open for anything and everybody.
  Here, there are concerts, festivals, cafes etc. where by the looks, you could say its hippie-preppy-bike-crust-punk-rock-metal-crazy-and-so-on. Nobody here gives a crap on how you look.
  Except maybe hysterical 14 year olds .
  That's what you all are.
  Try to do something good for the world,in politics, with good friends,stop eating fucking meat, be angry together and strong, be happy togheter and drink till you drop once in a while ;) That's punk!
  
  Anna, 32

• Emo Kid1993 said

  Aug 27, 2010 @ 6:01 am

  Yeah I know your going to laugh at my name but I don't care.
  
  Anyway I think the "Punks" weren't taught sarcasm and irony or reverse psychology. It really shows the need for improvement in the education system. I applaud you for flushing out the morons among us. You are a true (insert country here) hero. Good day.

• mordecai said

  Aug 25, 2010 @ 3:22 am

  good laugh. add more types of punks please. I site entitled "how to be emo" would probably be equally if not more funny.

• Antinarchy said

  Aug 22, 2010 @ 12:47 am

  I love the brain dead zombies in your hate mail section reciting SLC Punk on what "they think" punk really is. The blind muppets insulting you because you don't know the roots of punk is almost as hilarious as your website in its entirety.
  
  You're missing a few critical punks though. The "keep the 50's alive greaser punks" and the spin off of that is the "psychobilly punk". Oh and the "Suicidal Tendencies punk" since they're in a category of their own.
  
  Thanks for the laughs. Keep up the good work.

• Jordan. said

  Aug 20, 2010 @ 5:55 am

  Your website made me laugh.
  Thanks, Jordan.

• Avrillavigne said

  Aug 19, 2010 @ 4:29 pm

  Hey nobodys slagged me off for a while now?? all you wanna be punks must be finally accepting me as the sk8r queen of punk that i am. Andy i think i left my bra in your car again last night can you have a look for me thanks.

• REbEL said

  Aug 18, 2010 @ 5:51 pm

  only male can be punk?

• melinda said

  Aug 18, 2010 @ 12:40 am

  I like this site because it is mindless and hilarious yet makes me ask the question: are you joking or not? It could go either way, and it is funny either way really. It's a website folks, settle down!!
  
  FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK DA POLICE!!

• BBQ CHICKENS said

  Aug 17, 2010 @ 5:11 am

  FUCK

• Frances said

  Aug 17, 2010 @ 2:08 am

  I'm New to punk.
  
  Luvs punk

• Max said

  Aug 17, 2010 @ 1:33 am

  Ok you obviously are a fag. It's disgusting seeing kids like you on the face of the earth not understanding ANYTHING about punk or the roots of punk. All the shit you listen to are first of all MEDIOCRE TRASH BANDS. Hot topic is the most poser store in the world. Get a clue before you start writing stupid shit. And if i ever found you in real life, i would bash the shit outta you.

• andrew said

  Aug 17, 2010 @ 12:48 am

  oh yeah? well people who bash my site are totally gay, you exuberant twat

• get a fucking clue said

  Aug 16, 2010 @ 5:50 pm

  get a fucking clue.
  punk is not about conformity its originality.
  and gay is not an insult its a state of sexual orientation or to be extremely exuberant.
  so again get a fucking clue

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