How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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  • shitfucker said

    Mar 20, 2010 @ 12:23 am

    omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!
    man i honestly laughed till i cryed bro and now i am respected by the hot topic punks. gbh sucks anyways fuck tose gapping buttholes

  • Martin Ekdahl said

    Mar 18, 2010 @ 9:55 am

    I was laughing my ass off when I read your guide. I give it five stars for humour. My favourite part was about being a punk rawker and a realll punk. Wonderful. Such clichées. And the commerce in buying specific brands just to match in and be "different", haha. Go Avrile :D Thats why life's worth living. Thanks for saving my day.

  • miss cas said

    Mar 17, 2010 @ 2:58 am

    mom wonders why i'm laughing so hard at the computer screen ^_^ love it!

  • andrew said

    Mar 16, 2010 @ 8:57 pm

    why is everyone so fucking stupid. ive heard so many times "in real anarchy, you'd get killed in 2 seconds!!" from people who would get killed in 2 seconds if there was anarchy.

  • real deal said

    Mar 16, 2010 @ 2:19 am

    look major problem in your beliefs about punks... and also if your getting cigarettes or any type of smoke device your supporting the government you stupid f@ck anarchy doesnt exist for the fact that real anarchy would kill most of you stupid p.o.s's because you wouldnt know what to do without your smokes cloths and skintight pants..... in true anarchy you would be shot killed and possibly raped for no law or order would keep you from it...another thing.... becoming "punk" has nothing to do with specific clothes it has to do with being true to your self... and not cutting off the circulation to your legs... i know people who are real punks... and none of them smoke or yell anarchy.... and you cant buy anything without supporting the government in some way .... so pull yer head out of yer ass and get a grip on reality

  • invader zim said

    Mar 15, 2010 @ 7:11 am

    omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!
    ^
    bahaha...although no mention of avoiding gilman at all costs?!? really, what brand of designer ripped jeans NOT made by african sweatshop children you waste your parent's money on punk are you. but thanx for all the really helpful advice dude, im going to hot topic today so wish me luck!!1.

    Thanks for the page, can always use a good laugh at morons. Cheers from the east bay man.

  • phoenix said

    Mar 15, 2010 @ 6:45 am

    amusing, very much so.

  • Number said

    Mar 15, 2010 @ 4:02 am

    I understand the intention, but seriously, you're not funny. Good try, though.

  • Blaaaaaaaaaahahahaha! said

    Mar 14, 2010 @ 8:36 pm

    I'm reading this at my job - Yep, I'm an old punk - With a Job! - and I'm trying to keep it down to a giggle cause there are clients coming in - and then I'm reading yer hate mail and I'm laughing so hard there are tears running down my face - I'm just blutterbunged by the intense stupidity of these twats who go belly up in the face of what might actually blazing-intense sarcasm - not two braincells amongst the lot of them the poor dum fux! - and then I decided it would be interesting to check out your about page - I had to hide under my desk cause I almost pissed my panties going thru your pictures....

    btw, omg, wtf, andrew, ur sooo hawt roflmfao! - ps one of your links is dead - I'll let you figure it out!

  • Robert said

    Mar 14, 2010 @ 1:26 am

    How can you believe this is real!? and even get MAD over it? Hahaha this is fucking great. This website goes out to all the conformist faggot's out there. The kids who go to shows just to look Hardcore, the kids who sew patches on their jackets who they've hardly ever heard before, the kids who arn't dedicated! This is for you!

  • Emily said

    Mar 12, 2010 @ 7:55 pm

    I'm still laughing from reading some of the hate mail. haha. You need to add something about earning "Punk Rock Points"

  • PONZ said

    Mar 8, 2010 @ 2:43 pm

    funny stuff! Good work.

  • rodri said

    Mar 8, 2010 @ 4:44 am

    nice web!!!!!!!! im a fat lardass!

  • Horse said

    Mar 5, 2010 @ 10:58 pm

    How can you call that punk when you completely forgot to mention the importance of buying $200 pre-ripped jeans?!?!?! That's one of the MOST IMPORTANT things about being punk! How are people supposed to know how poor you are without them?

  • Tim McLaughlin said

    Mar 3, 2010 @ 5:38 am

    Thanks to this site I now understand my daughter a bit more, she's a "punker" and now I know how to reach her and her tight little pussy.

  • Dustin said

    Mar 2, 2010 @ 9:44 am

    Haha. This is great. Whats really fucking funny is that like the other guy said, people don't get it. its so great. I like punk. Its my favorite kind of music, and yeah, i follow the culture, but holy shit this is good. haha. also, im not sure, but you can't forget...when you say punk in plural, you have to use an "X". PUNX.

  • DANI said

    Mar 1, 2010 @ 11:40 pm

    This shit is great. The hatemail part is my favorite, stupid fucks. LOL people just dont get it.

  • mekare said

    Mar 1, 2010 @ 4:45 am

    HAHAHAHAHA this site is amazing. i am shocked at how many people don't get it.

  • nickgriffinsuckscock said

    Feb 27, 2010 @ 5:37 am

    I'm guessing that you're probably Amerikkkan and twelve years old!

  • Gabrielle said

    Feb 27, 2010 @ 3:55 am

    omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!
    OMG even the hate mail is amazingly distracting!!!
    People are craaaazy!
    Peace and have fun, no matter what it takes!
    Punk's not dead (although agonizing)!
    Have I mensionned I love this site?

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