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Gabrielle said
Feb 27, 2010 @ 3:47 amomg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!
And on top of being so hot, hawt, sorry man!, you make me laugh so hard!!! I love this site!!! I'm still wondering what king of punkrocker to become, but once I do decide, I'll sure come here for inspiration ahahahah!!!! -
Nick said
Feb 27, 2010 @ 3:09 amhahahaha nice site.
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jake uk said
Feb 24, 2010 @ 8:32 pmI haven't been on here for 4 yrs and it's still full of sad fucks who just don't get it,
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drass said
Feb 24, 2010 @ 6:35 pmi´m from europ and trust me , this page here is rubish.
try this one.
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trupunk is dieing said
Feb 24, 2010 @ 6:29 pmlol first off i do hate this site, but i find it funny thats theres REAL punks ou there who bitch about you site and shit and i was all hatin on u till i was readin ur comments in hate mail. thers too many people claiming to be punk that are sitting on there asses in front of there computer(thats conformng) reading this site. if your so punk and u hate this site whyd u spend so much time on it?? punk isnt punk as soon as its on the internet. fuck you andrew your site is lame but koodos for dragging in so many poser bitches who believe this and as well for the REAL punks you dragged in so thay can blog about how cool they are. its funny to see people get angry. keep up the fight. at least your doing something. srry bout the cancer bro. i no what its like. peace love unity. thats punk. not fight fight fight. as far as im concerned there hasnt been a tru punk on this site ever. even the hate mail senders are posers. pick up a fuckin guitar and burn your comp, delete msn, and fuck your facebook if u wanna be punk
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andrew said
Feb 23, 2010 @ 6:36 pmAdam - It is of Hebrew origin, and its meaning is "earth" (aka sandal-wearing hippie... http://www.howtobepunk.com/images/site/about/hippie.jpg )
Andrew - It is of Greek origin, and its meaning is "man, warrior"
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Melis said
Feb 23, 2010 @ 6:21 amPunk's not dead it just deserves to die.
OH SHIT. I just quoted Dead Kennedys! Therefore I'm a REAL punk now, right?! Ahahahahahahaaaa. I don't know what's funnier, the content on the site, or that some people are taking it WAYYYYY too seriously. -
Ren said
Feb 23, 2010 @ 6:03 amI think I might be in love with you, like I have a girlboner for you right now
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Adam said
Feb 22, 2010 @ 11:57 pmAndrew is faggoty-ass name. Most of the Andrews I've met throughout life are little bitchboys. If I ever find you, I will stretch your cock and glue it to your asshole so you can't shit or cum ever again. Then I will feed you Mexican food over and over. How does that sound, Sugar Tits? I'm thinking about e-mailing some nerds and e-thugs, hacking into your account, and hunting your sorry ass down. You might wanna buy a crack stash, because you'll be spending a lot of time looking out the window (hee-hee-tee-hardy-har)
Punk is dead and you're still alive...life isn't fair
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JelloBiafra=GOD said
Feb 21, 2010 @ 10:01 pmWow, you guys fucking fail. Punk is about doing what ever the fuck you want to. Are you a bunch of fucking Scene kids trying to fit in with the punk crowd? Come on, you bloaks have not a clue. Go jack off, to heavy metal magazine, you fucking conformist bitches. Good Day.
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Frieda said
Feb 19, 2010 @ 8:50 amHey! How the fuck did this website know my name?!? Sick, man. Sick [smiles and spits at your face in a friendly punk way. Leaves screaming 'Anarchia Unica Via' kicking a beer can. All this on a computer]
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Cyrus said
Feb 19, 2010 @ 4:13 amDude, this is really funny and really the kind thing that makes you say "yeah, well if you put it like that, it sounds kinda like it sucks." you really punk to sound like it sucks ass, but when its actually awesome! Anyway, I loved it, although i should probably hate it because i am actually punk(not like this syte says, but punk for sure). the stuff about the hot topic punks made me laugh so hard, because they are all bitches! and about all of the things made me laugh. yeah people do all that stuff, but thats not their exact mindset. dude, i dont really know what im trying to sya, but yeah funny shit, and pretty convincing to a REAL poser!!
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Jebril said
Feb 18, 2010 @ 11:32 amI listen to Blink 182 and love it.
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London Calling said
Feb 16, 2010 @ 12:09 amAh, this made me laugh...you weren't being serious, right?
I love the irony; in teaching people to be 'noncomformist', you're basically showing them how to conform to the punk subcuture.
And its FREAKING HILARIOUS!
But seriously, Blink 182? Simple Plan? Avril Lavigne? I REALLY hope you were joking about them. -
douche bag said
Feb 14, 2010 @ 5:30 amholy fuck this site is fuckin hilarious
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andrew said
Feb 8, 2010 @ 10:36 pm@mama squid glad you liked it. next time just paraphrase though. btw, here's MY twitter
http://twitter.com/howtobepunk (get it?)
@teky you're a stupid retard with no friends, retard. you either like this site, or you're a moron. no exceptions. -
Teky said
Feb 8, 2010 @ 5:08 pmGreat site, very helpful, now I can be punk without having to worry what accesories to get.
Also: omg, you poser, get a life wtf, punk is about being what you want, go die in a fire, kthxbye! -
mama squid said
Feb 7, 2010 @ 6:23 amI've watched kids run around investing $100s.. probably thousands at this point of dollars into their wardrobe.. making sure they have the most studs on their vests.. the fanciest dye jobs in their mohawks and all that cute stuff. Watching them yell out of car windows at people silly phrases and swear words because they think its the funniest thing on earth. Going places and seeing them drive up to a strip of stores, coffee shops, and venues just to get out of their cars with their giant hair, patched and studded clothing, and horribly done "tattoos" so they can sit and smoke cigarettes in public because it makes them look cool. Driving by listening to the same obnoxious punk bands they heard from hot topic / angry young and poor dot com /compilations from the mall and the bands that toured with those bands for $25-$65. Preying the mall from open to close before band practice in their rich friends basement and garage. Hanging out in apartments the government is funding them money (but the government is horrible to them, i forgot..).
No matter what they say. No matter what they try to prove by having bitch fests. That is for the most part what most of them do. Hang out in clans of 5+ mohawks and vests spending hours talking about what punk is. and about how punk their group of friends are. yada. yada. yada.
I enjoy punk music. I enjoy thrash bands. I enjoy tattoos. I enjoy malls. and I embrace the fact that I enjoy comic reading as a halftime. But by the looks of me I dont think you'd know it. I didn't think it was a big deal either. I was content with doing what I do. ha ha. And a group of these wonderful beings appeared in my life only to play middle school drama and stalk the living fuck out of me. a little bit of background info for where this is headed. ha ha. (as you think holy fuck woman shut the fuck up already).
Every once in a while I'm doing work or checking my email on the computer (..did i forget to mention the millions of hours theyve spent on myspace/facebook/twitter (i dont know if you can actually speak to people on twitter.. so forgive me if thats not one.. but i know they have em. they go on them on their cell phones) trying to meet other kids around the globe who share the same interests of doing nothing and loving fashion..) and feeling down that people dislike me for not being like them.. so like any other asshole i go on google and search for websites like this to make my day a little brighter.
Thank You for giving me a good laugh. I refuse to argue with little kids. And name calling is just to punk rock for me to handle i guess. So to be able to see that other people on this planet are thinking the same or at least similar things about these annoying kids as me. It makes my day a little brighter.
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(WHOOOOOOO! YEAHHHH! SHE SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!)
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Silver Punk said
Feb 3, 2010 @ 6:46 pmoowww my goodness thank youuuuuuuuu a looooooooooooooot man .
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Jesse Sparkles said
Jan 31, 2010 @ 5:01 amomg, thanks for teaching me how to be a REAL PUNK! you're so awesome! fuck yeah! OI OI OI!!! PUNK!!!!
...go masturbate or something.
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