How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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  • Nicho said

    Sep 13, 2011 @ 2:06 pm

    hahahaha, you are just an IDIOT, get a life you fucking cunt

  • Werdie said

    Sep 13, 2011 @ 5:48 am

    All this is so stereo type 1 not all punks have to have a mohawk 2 real punks shop at thrift stores and find stuff that's in the trash you don't jock stuff from other punks if u want to see a a real punk go look at pics of Sid vicious he is a true punk not a poser like you and most punks are very smart so if ur not so bright don't go agreeing with shit that you have no idea what it is I can just tell by reading the load of shit you wrote that you are a wanna be

  • Enna said

    Sep 13, 2011 @ 3:12 am

    Yea this is awesome not Bowling for Soup awesome but awesome still

  • andrew said

    Sep 12, 2011 @ 9:37 pm

    no, seriously. what's wrong with tranny porn?

  • Moo said

    Sep 12, 2011 @ 2:53 pm

    Actually laughed so hard at this page, and then even harder at all the haters who can't take a joke.
    Nice one, nice one :)

  • andrew said

    Sep 9, 2011 @ 10:35 pm

    whats wrong with tranny porn

  • anon said

    Sep 7, 2011 @ 8:40 pm

    this is fucking dumb. i was going to say that i can't picture you being anything but a fat, friendless weirdo who jerks off to tranny porn, but that seems less meaningful after reading your about section and realizing you probably weren't kidding... but i mean, how any hours of your life have you wasted making fun of every kind of punk except the type that you apparently are? that just seems really silly to me. well, i guess if i wasn't in my nature to criticize everything i see, i would probably find it funny, but it just really irritates the shit outta me. either way, its fucking stupid.

  • Cassandra said

    Sep 1, 2011 @ 7:05 pm

    This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time, was having a shitty day but now, not a single fuck was given. I expecially love the hate mail. It's nice seeing people who want to stand up for something they fail to realize what they're standing up for.

  • UpThaDrunx said

    Aug 31, 2011 @ 8:51 pm

    Hahahaha this rules

  • andrew said

    Aug 30, 2011 @ 5:42 pm

    the captcha is really fucking annoying. i'm thinking about taking it out.

  • zraider said

    Aug 22, 2011 @ 3:22 am

    My buddy showed me this site. I think it's funny that not only the people that get the main joke, are also the butt of the larger scheme. That being, you had to Google "How to be punk" to get here. Which means, at some point, you wanted to look up how to be something you're not. That makes you a poser in it's own sense. Everyone that visits this site. Anyone that leaves hatemail, OR signs the guestbook. You're all fucking idiots. The lowest of the low are defending their favorite mediocre bands because they have nothing else to stand for, and the assholes that think they understand the humor in this site are just as oblivious. I'm surprised you actually had the mental capacity to fill out the Captcha. Love you <3

  • Andy Warstar said

    Aug 21, 2011 @ 4:01 pm

    Hahahahahhahaha!!!!!!! You're site is rad, but you are probably actually a fucking prick like me, hey? Yeah, 'cuz my real name is Mike, but if you are in a punk band, you have to have a fake name that sounds tough, like WARSTAR! Anyway, I just wanted to say get a life, and maybe I will too, but probably not. I really actually do only want to be a rock star and TEAR IT ALL DOWN. That way I can rebuild the world in my image and get lots of chicks. Remember to buy a cool WARSTARS T-shirt at www.andywarstar.com and ROCK ON!!!!

  • samantha said

    Aug 19, 2011 @ 5:47 am

    well at first i got mad and pissy like a fucking retard but then i realized that youre just being sarcastic and its hilarious. so thank you for bringing a huge fucking grin to my face today. i wouldve written you some hate mail but i had decided not to waste my time to give you what you want, and waste a good 3minutes of my time doing the complete oppisite(not sure if i had spelled that right). so yeah, scince theres no show listings on here and im too lazy to fix that ill just tell you that rancid is playing at the warfeild in san fransisco on sept. 10.
    have fun with the hate mail.bye.

  • Steffi Veizen said

    Aug 17, 2011 @ 4:11 am

    You are a brilliant genius! The funniest aspect of your sarcasm is that it is lost on so many people!

  • Molotov Pois said

    Aug 15, 2011 @ 8:31 pm

    omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol! and this sight is fucking hilarious. thank you!

  • Massacra said

    Aug 15, 2011 @ 1:20 am

    This is hilarious thank you for making me laugh! :D

  • youwillneverfindout said

    Aug 14, 2011 @ 7:23 pm

    HAHA, this shit makes me laugh.

  • Taylor said

    Aug 11, 2011 @ 11:23 pm

    LOL! this is ridiculous! hot topic is probably the farthest thing from punk! it's a place for pussy wannabes.
    oh and by the way the heading here says "gestbook"...i'm fairly certain that "gest" isn't a word.

  • Amber said

    Aug 10, 2011 @ 11:09 pm

    no, marry me lol XD <3 <3 <3 <3 plzzz lmaooo XD

  • mimi punk said

    Aug 10, 2011 @ 4:57 pm

    i just wanted to sighn the book.....again....because i'm bored!!

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