How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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  • Pandora said

    Feb 28, 2011 @ 10:31 am

    Theres a lot i could say, but don't wanna waste my time ranting on the computer.
    Hillarious site, a lot of flaws that need to be dealt with, but doubt that will ever happen eh!?
    & Koodos to posting them fuckers emails, if i'm ever bored one day, ill spam them.


    - fuck, shit, & piss. Pandora

  • Freddie Mercury said

    Feb 27, 2011 @ 6:10 am

    Hahahaha, made my day! This one is going on my favourites..

  • Saturday. said

    Feb 27, 2011 @ 3:47 am

    hatemail! haha ok, this site really would help a starting punk. just saying, all the hatemails are basically saying the same thing.. that you need a unique state of mind to follow out in what you look like. a word of advice (if any of you trying to be punk are reading this) follow everything this site says, once your ready, bend these guidelines and be what you want! the only thing i could say, dont be a fucking hypocrit (or however thats spelt). Let everyone know what you believe! ANARCHY!!!

  • Ruby M. said

    Feb 24, 2011 @ 1:41 pm

    This site made my day, I wonder what the people who leave the hate mail were looking up in the first place??

  • Justin said

    Feb 24, 2011 @ 4:37 am

    Respect from a punk in Texas. Funny site

  • Mike said

    Feb 23, 2011 @ 5:18 am

    Common guys LOL, There no one with a brain? why you all get pissed lol? you cant realise its just ironie and satire about cliche in the punk scene etc... I grow up as a punk and that website is fucking hilarious!!! and 99% of what the guy said sorry but its true, The guy know alot about punk in fact to make a satire like that.Grow up kids and have a sence of humors!

  • Punkette said

    Feb 19, 2011 @ 10:13 pm

    This site may be complete garbage, but I found myself a little angry. It works Andrew. Wow.

  • jack said

    Feb 18, 2011 @ 9:31 pm

    I almost fell over when i seen this.

    http://www.howtobepunk.com/about/pic/3

  • Stephanie said

    Feb 16, 2011 @ 3:56 pm

    I came to this site a few months ago, and now my friends and I CONSTANTLY shout "FUCK the system!" as a joke. It's great. When people ask about it, we refer them to this site because it is THAT hilarious. You're a genious. Good stuff. =]

  • Friday said

    Feb 15, 2011 @ 1:23 am

    omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol! <- I'm keeping that because it made me laugh.

    I accidentally stumbled upon your site. The hate mail is absolutely ridiculous. Their grammar is barf-worthy. Not only would they score 0 on an IQ test specifically designed for handicapped genital crabs, but they're just hatin' on what's obviously the shit.

    Anyway. That's basically all I had to say.

    Try to keep it as obscene as humanly possible and be sure to continue pissing on the haters parades.

    X Friday

  • Zack said

    Feb 13, 2011 @ 2:24 pm

    Punk rock, what a fucking joke.
    Hope they have a fun time buying Misfits night-lights at Hot Topic.

    And if you want to argue the actual validity of punk in modern culture, E-mail me. Zraidayra32@hotmail.com

  • punk kid said

    Feb 13, 2011 @ 3:13 am

    omg it workded! thanks! i love this website! i should show it to all my cool and punk friends. and fuck all those poser punks.

  • Nam said

    Feb 11, 2011 @ 5:56 pm

    Best site ever. Thanks for the laughs.

  • Anti-fa said

    Feb 11, 2011 @ 1:24 pm

    hahahahahha XD

    You made me laugh so hard!

  • PUNKS NOT DEAD said

    Feb 11, 2011 @ 11:31 am

    HI GUY!!
    IM PUNK FORM POLAND AND REALLY YOU SHOULD COME OVER TO POLAND FOR A EVENT <JAROCIN> IT IS WORTH IT!!!
    THANKS FOR ALL OF THAT
    REMEMBER FREE FLOW LIVING ENVIRONMENT
    FUCK THE SYSTEM

  • Old Mate said

    Feb 8, 2011 @ 4:46 am

    My real criticism is that you didn't mention anarcha-feminist riot grrls and their stupid fucken 'safer spaces policies', 'consensual decision-making', 'post-genderqueer subversion' and their poufy 'safe sex' shit. I went to a show once where they declared that all the males couldn't take off their shirts because it made womyn feel unsafe. One of the lead singers did anyway and their equipment was unplugged. Later, an all-wimmin band played and all the riot grrl fucks got down the front and took their shirts and bras off, which meant that all of his macho studs couldn't slam dance, because they'd get their titty's crushed under our boots. Fuck!

  • jimmy said

    Feb 6, 2011 @ 1:20 pm

    You sir, are the fucking antidote.

  • Cricket said

    Jan 28, 2011 @ 4:45 pm

    You crack me up. I love the way you point out the hypocrisy and back-biting bullshit. Punk, like any cultural movement, has been absorbed by corporations and regurgitated to the public in order t o sell product. But, there are still people out there who still actually get the punk-mindset and realize it isn't about what you wear or the shit you talk- it's how you live.
    I was born in '77, and my mom had a bunch of punk/new-wave friends while I was growing up- I moved out at 14 and spent the next 10 years or so traveling and squatting, getting strung out- just dicking around really... and thinking about how.fucking.punk. I was. Now I'm a mom of two, in college, and busting my ass every day to keep it all together. I've already got a job lined up after graduation- and they don't care about my tattoos, or stupid haircut.
    Somebody I used to hang out with told a friend the other day that I had "sold out"- but, you know what- I don't give a shit- he's the 40 year old man living at home with his mom and sister, hanging out with high school kids, and telling stories about the "glory days."
    Yeah. Now that's punk.

  • thefuuuuuck? said

    Jan 27, 2011 @ 8:26 am

    omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Your hawtness and your beautiful way with words compelled me to join the punk rawk anarky army.
    Fuck you and your Jedi mindfuckery!


    P.S.: omgzzzz. I didn't mean to use the word "Jedi". That's so not punk.
    ANARCHY4EVER
    UPTHUPUNX


    Thanks for the laughs, man.
    Glad to know that some people still have a sense of humor about the diversity, hypocrisy and judgementality(ijustmadethatwordup) of the punk scenes.
    Cheers from Southern California. <3

  • Tarl said

    Jan 26, 2011 @ 1:04 pm

    Hawt shit dawg, now I see I've been doing it wrong, I'ma go buy me a pack a smokes n some rum n yell at anyone I see. Fuck you "The Ground" I'm gunna dig a hole and shit in it then get drunk n punch the fuck outta the government.

    Cheers guv.

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