How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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  • Burp said

    Jan 23, 2011 @ 1:16 pm

    OMG, I thought punk was dead, or nearly dead, or something. Guess I was wrong.

  • penny rimbaud said

    Jan 19, 2011 @ 11:49 pm

    i'm off to go and smash the system man, but hopefully there will still be a national energy distribution network afterwards so i can go see the restarts. ANARCHY!

  • mixxie said

    Jan 17, 2011 @ 7:33 am

    thanks for the late night laugh before bedtime.

  • OmgzAnarchy4Lyyfe said

    Jan 17, 2011 @ 2:25 am

    "If someone asks you to a "show", just say "no thanks...im a REAL punk" and spit on them or something. If you do spit on them, make sure there's alot of them...and don't worry, they wont beat you up...it would be unfair since there's only one of you and a bunch of them."

    ^ WORDS OF WISDOM!
    If you guys really wanna be punk, this is the very first thing you should do in public to prove how punk you are.

  • REALPUNKOIOIANARCHY said

    Jan 16, 2011 @ 9:48 am

    Yeah man, so this is punk ! I'm going immediately to spike my hair and coulour it red ! Because that's the only way to be a true punk with 130$ Doc martens !

    (PS : Thank you for your funny site, you're my new God. And i love the sentence " The Casualties sure are punk! They have really spikey hair" haha)

  • Tee said

    Jan 16, 2011 @ 6:11 am

    I dunno.
    I just got lonely and needed a website to talk to where I will never get a response, so maybe they won't yell at me for eating the last taco.
    Oh. And I like The Pogues. MMmmm... Pogue...s...

  • kindalikejesus said

    Jan 14, 2011 @ 12:06 pm

    I think I love you, this site is awesome i can finally be punk! Its like my dream come true but in internet form. Shall we touch hands? can you teach me to be an environmental punk, so i can go undercover and fight hippies in there natural habitats?

  • kid said

    Jan 13, 2011 @ 4:29 am

    I see there are people who love your website, and some dumbass kids who hate you for it, but I wonder how many people take it to heart, take all of your words serious, and actually use this as a guide. God, you must've created some monsters.

  • jest said

    Jan 11, 2011 @ 5:42 am

    haha funny site. What's sad though is people think they have to dress a certain way and act a certain way to conform to society, their friends, or follow the latest fashion trend of their favorite bands. Just like when Avril came out with her little tie around her neck, she told her fans to be different- so her fans picked up the tie around their necks too. People want to follow someone.

    The hate mail section is pathetic, some of those posts are pretty lame arguments. in the "Are you serious?" one the girl talks about a "prep" thinks in a certain way (basically follow trends), but any one who labels people follow the trends and therefore calling oneself "punk" is just a cry for attention.

  • robert ''dlb6'' johnson said

    Jan 10, 2011 @ 3:18 am

    beat the president

  • tom tom said

    Jan 9, 2011 @ 9:40 am

    i just pooped myself reading your hatemail. some people dont get a joke.

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    Jan 5, 2011 @ 7:57 am

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  • Me silly said

    Jan 4, 2011 @ 5:08 am

    kevins gay

  • Erica of the deformities said

    Jan 4, 2011 @ 1:32 am

    dude....I just shit myself while reading this website....shit myself,
    lmfao! hilarious! omg....anyways good job, this made my week.

  • tri said

    Jan 1, 2011 @ 9:07 pm

    lololol ur site is HILARIOUS! xD

  • Tristan is gay said

    Jan 1, 2011 @ 1:14 am

    omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!

  • Jenny said

    Dec 30, 2010 @ 1:42 pm

    Ha the response b4 I wrote anything. Good site decorated well and "toxic"(awesome) great effort! Punky and swearfull. But just a few suggestions. Some true punks(like me) don't have to go to hot topic to get EVERYTHING we wear ect. It's just most stuff. Like right now I'm living in japan so no hot topic:( but I went to some of the stores and they have some kick ass shit! It's punk as fuck ! And there are more punk types than what u listed. U should list down the name of every punk band and ones that are poser. Just for the idiots that think Kesha is punk. Srsly I will slap them upside the face if they say that again.

  • Tee said

    Dec 24, 2010 @ 7:18 am

    uh... i forgot wat i was gona say...OHHH i remember... sorta... damn. andrew is so fucking hawt. Davie says to go fuck yourself tho.. >_> still. YOUR FUCKING HAWT. anyway. i took a walk today. i saw BIRDS :O

  • nigger69foreskin<3 said

    Dec 21, 2010 @ 2:34 am

    hahahahah i love how the people who skate take this so seriously... and that you make the comment say omg andrew ur soo hot... either way this website is funny as hell

  • Chelsea said

    Dec 20, 2010 @ 7:48 pm

    You're fucking hysterical. It makes me want your cock.

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