How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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  • Marcus Strife said

    May 15, 2009 @ 10:56 am

    Just like the how to be a ninja, and Maddox website. sarcasm is always the best!

  • No_One_Noes said

    May 7, 2009 @ 2:12 pm

    Dude Wow This Shit Is RETARDED!

  • AnarchoCapitalist said

    May 1, 2009 @ 9:01 am

    Dude, Your ironic cynicism is hilarious! Those people who are offended by you are fucking retards. Good job establishing some of your own business endeavors. BTW, you have some good shit in your articles, like the one Capitalizing Gains, Socializing Losses. Nice.

  • Sid said

    May 1, 2009 @ 8:40 am

    Dude you are funny as fuck man! Love the site!

  • that sick boy welby said

    Apr 28, 2009 @ 9:46 pm

    BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! DUDE U FUCKIN ROCK, FUNNIEST SHIT! omg bro that made my fucking week! wow the ppl on hatemal are so fuckin dumb how do u not get the joke?!?!! FAGS anyways PUNK FOR LIFE SKATE OR DIE!

  • Savannah C said

    Apr 24, 2009 @ 8:49 pm

    somethin i forgot to say- AVRIL LAVIGNE IS BRITNEY SPEARS WITH BLACK NAIL POLISH!!! lol

  • Savannah C said

    Apr 24, 2009 @ 8:47 pm

    anyone that sends u hatemail is complete idiot. a very funny site, had a good laugh reading it, rock on!

  • :D said

    Apr 24, 2009 @ 5:57 pm

    Sweet man, a true study into culture. Both your writing and everyones response to it.
    quite amusing: )

  • cahnan said

    Apr 23, 2009 @ 9:04 pm

    Hey you cunt! you lied. i did everything you said and now all the other punks just kick my ass.....awwww

  • LexUnscripted said

    Apr 21, 2009 @ 2:54 am

    First I was like: D<

    Then I was like: xD

  • Hanknvckle said

    Apr 20, 2009 @ 9:41 am

    HAHAHAHAH! Assholes in your hate mail don't get the shit. Keep pissing em off!!! HAHAHAHAHA!LOL!

  • punkasfuck said

    Apr 20, 2009 @ 7:56 am

    I just found your site and I must say BRAVO! I giggled my guts out. Funniest shit I've read in awhile. I don't think many people out there got your point and that you're taking the piss. (Well at least i hope that's what you intended.)

    Anyway, keep up the good work!!

    Sincerely ,
    Punkasfuck

  • daniicaa!!! said

    Apr 20, 2009 @ 12:20 am

    so i sent a hatemail earlier. and im reading your guest books yes i have no life a 12 20 am. so im just lookin around. hmm well im thinking that you did this site on purpose being all gay and stuff. cuz like really if you wernt im sorry you just have no idea what your talking about.. anyways i think if my boyfriend doesnt believe you did this site as a joke when he sees it hes gonna destroy the internet himself. he has Sid hair and is getting a mohawk soon, and he will be sexxie =]

  • Dreth said

    Apr 18, 2009 @ 9:55 am

    I love satire like this because it ain't far from the truth.

    What you explain makes sense and even if it's made to look like you're "instructing" the punks-on-the-go for the great oppressing future that awaits them.

    The real point you get across [as I see it] is how you can perfectly describe trends and have people bitch at you about them, even though your descriptions are accurate.

    I'll make sure you link you in my blong.

    AARGH FUCK THE SYSTEM!!1

  • trublue 781 said

    Apr 18, 2009 @ 9:44 am

    this is the funniest thing i've seen today. you had me going for a while...

  • tomboyy said

    Apr 15, 2009 @ 10:29 am

    LMAO!!!!! avril punk? haha you re funny, HER SONGS ARE POP NOT ROCK U DUMBASS!!!!

  • mwa said

    Apr 13, 2009 @ 11:21 pm

    The anarcho punk section made me laugh.

    Sad to say, it's pretty accurate for the most part...you should write a zine. Just pretend you're punk.
    Call it...."THE MOVEMENT-and why it's not really happening and most people think we're asshats.".
    (or something witty)

    Anyways, the black brigade movement does have a point and the black "chucks" are actually blackspots. (union made shoes)
    But I'm sure you knew that and enjoy making your page laughable.

    To bad most punk kids are about turning there back on society, standing in the dark, an telling others they can't see. Smart movement dominated by hypocrits. You can't look to be understood if you don't strive to understand others.

    STAY FUNNY!

  • Banaid said

    Apr 12, 2009 @ 9:36 pm

    Dude your site is funny as fuck... Me and me mate got a crazy ass laugh at the "How to be punk" section. The hate mail is the best tho......LMAO

  • HAA! said

    Apr 10, 2009 @ 2:44 am

    Dude. i read your hate mail. those people needa calm the fuck down.
    Actually you should be grateful how serious they are taking you. Theyre angry messeges seem pretty passionate.
    They fail to realise this is a site for those who have a sense of humour.
    lol... keep it up. piss them off even more.
    good work .

  • Cristo said

    Apr 5, 2009 @ 2:49 pm

    I think you need to do a piece about Crust Punk and Grindcore, your site is fucking funny.

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