How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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  • matt riot said

    Dec 10, 2008 @ 7:24 pm

    this website is a joke! this dude doesnt know what the hell he is talking about

  • Tyler said

    Dec 9, 2008 @ 5:29 pm

    hey man

    dig the site

    pretty fucking hilarious in all honesty

    punk is probably the most self obsorbed subculture in the world

  • dan said

    Dec 8, 2008 @ 10:10 pm

    this is pretty good. sincerely, a lesbian man

  • andrew said

    Dec 6, 2008 @ 1:06 am

    YEAH!!! ANARCHY MAN!

  • uhhh said

    Dec 5, 2008 @ 4:44 am

    Holy shit dumbasses get so pissed at you!

    Some fuck ups apparently never heard of sarcasm before or just read like 1 sentence of your page and we're all pissed and went right the fuck to hate mail.

    Dude you are fucking funny, keep it up

    oh and ANARCHY!

  • some kid said

    Dec 4, 2008 @ 10:18 pm

    This site is great. Awesome satire and sarcasm, i enjoy how people actually fall for it and even send hatemail.

  • kingston said

    Dec 4, 2008 @ 6:07 am

    No, wait! "this sexy cheerleader is not really an anarchist! She is a pawn of capitalism and its mentally corrosive marketing schemes! How do I know this? Well for one, she doesn't have a bandana on her face!!" ahahahahaha BEST

  • kingston said

    Dec 4, 2008 @ 5:32 am

    Haha! Last time I was here was like 2 or 3 years ago now Im happy to find out that it still exists :D marvellous, extremely funny!"Here is Simple Plan...probably the most hardcore punk band there is. Need I say more?" alongwith that bravo girl style photo would be my favourite 'moment' of this site. cheers!

  • carine said

    Dec 3, 2008 @ 9:03 am

    whatever

  • said

    Dec 2, 2008 @ 2:44 pm

    A feast for your eyes.
    Had me laughing.
    If you don't know sarcasm, then you're pretty fucked.

  • Hopey said

    Nov 30, 2008 @ 2:01 pm

    this is so good, ive wasted hours of my life reading the hatemail because it is just too damn funny. cheers

  • Me said

    Nov 28, 2008 @ 1:25 pm

    Never seen anything as sarcastic as this.
    Great site. Loved it.
    I hope this makes people realise.

    Thanks man.

  • Jimz said

    Nov 26, 2008 @ 6:24 pm

    Fuck!! you are one Funny mo-flo!!!

    im loving the hatemail, its fairly Epic!
    the vegan rant got me angry so i replied, ^^ youll see.

    anyways u made me so glad that i had my brown underwear on earilier because im pretty sure that i did let some go when i read:

    "i know what punk is ok? my dads a doctor...i think i would know."

    lol keep up the good work!

    i with i was a punk rocker..



    peace out dood.

    x

  • ROWAN said

    Nov 26, 2008 @ 4:40 pm

    my friend emailed me a link to this site about a month ago. i think its the most hilarious thing ive ever seen on the internet.

    i think the hate mail is my favorite part. are people really dumb enough to think that this site is serious? 1st off, if the people sending you hate mail were actually punk like they claim to be theyd see the sarcasm, 2nd if they were punk theyd stop talking about gbh and the clash. how predictable can you be? 3rd, who the fuck cares if you are a poser. it doesn't matter.

    any way, i love when you complete destroy people when you respond to there hate mail. if they were to follow there own rules theyd have enough "attitude" to never shut up, but alas they dont fit there own definition of punk.

    so yeah, keep it up.

    -Rowan

  • Claire said

    Nov 26, 2008 @ 7:55 am

    I discovered this site like 5 years ago, and it's still awesome. You certainly have a great sense of humor.

    Have you ever thought about putting up a gutter punk or a DIY section or something like that? Then again, with the number of punk subgenres and whatnot that there are these days this site could get really extensive.

  • Maddison said

    Nov 26, 2008 @ 5:44 am

    Hah I've been asked all my life 'are you punk or something?' must be the tattoos and mohawk, but then at the other end of the spectrum I'm often called a poser because instead of doing 'punk' things such as the ones mentioned on this site I enjoy drinking champagne, and decorating cakes. Guess I'm just a fucked up poser.

    Nice site dude, fucking entertaining. Best part is the hate mail section by far, I guess the 'punks' that buzz around on the internet never learned about sarcasm and hilarity. Your responses to said hate mail are pure gold, pure fucking gold, man.

  • UKpunkOI said

    Nov 25, 2008 @ 9:45 am

    OIOIOI I'M WELL MORE PUNX THAN YOUS LOT I AM!

    Ever wonder who wrote A.C.A.B in the Tescos toilets? It were me! Cos I'm proper punk me!



  • Bikuu said

    Nov 24, 2008 @ 7:25 am

    You know what makes me LOL?

    The fact that over half of your hatemail is from people who have the word "punk" in their email addresses.

    Come on, babes. If you're doing shit like "punkrocksickboy@gmail.com" and "punkforlife823@msn.com" - then you obviously aren't punk.

    A like your list, dude.

    It's basically telling how all of it is a poser punk, 'cept for the "REALLY Real Punk" one. Which I agree with.

  • uk said

    Nov 23, 2008 @ 4:06 pm

    americans ave no idea what punk is

  • wewe said

    Nov 23, 2008 @ 4:43 am

    Hi i'm from sweden, can i have your msn? just wanna chat with ya :D

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