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stinkymatt said
Oct 24, 2008 @ 8:14 pmIf you're reading this you're now the gayest person ever.....sorry.
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XXX said
Oct 24, 2008 @ 5:32 pmdear site owner,
I have come to realize over the past few days how much of an asshole i was and ive found the humour in it. so now that i look at it i realize how funny it is so i would like to apologize for being such a dickhead
Sincerely,
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Joey said
Oct 24, 2008 @ 2:20 pmFunny site , thanks for the laugh
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Sabz said
Oct 24, 2008 @ 3:08 ami love punk and i love this site.
i am now going to forward this link to my friends so they can enjoy the intense sarcasm that is your wonderful sense of humor.
you made my day that much brighter.
and honestly, anyone who doesn't enjoy this hasn't been in the scene long enough to actually enjoy what is being written about.
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Lulz again said
Oct 23, 2008 @ 7:03 pmid also like to mention im a punk and i think all you fuckers who believe this guy is serious is giving us a bad name.
so if you dont get the joke fuck off
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Lulz said
Oct 23, 2008 @ 7:01 pmha i cant believe everyone takes this seriously, cant you dumbasses tell this is a joke.
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XXX said
Oct 22, 2008 @ 5:57 pmDear Asshole,
who the fuck do u think u are? like wat the hell i meen the way u just put down us punks like that and catagorizing us i meen wat the hell u should go die because seriously the fact that u even had the balls to tell people how to be dressed is stupid because punks arent supposed to look the same u self righteous piece of shit. go die. and i meen do u even know y punks hate the government or do u just assume we do, cuz where i might only be cause they falsly accused a member of my family and screwed us over but still that doesnt meen all of us do and by the way converse arent good shoes to where because they're made by nike who gets them made by child slaves in third world countries and anarchy is about being free, not being a slave to corpoprate labels and opressors. GO FUCK YOURSELF
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HG Wells said
Oct 22, 2008 @ 8:57 amDude! I mixed all the punx together to form my own kind of punk
Now I wear hot topic baggy ass tripp pants with chains hanging off of them with an extremely studded leather jacket, a Millencolin shirt (under my vans shirt, of course) with some black bandannas and short spiked hair.
Thanks for helping me to become so punk
Up The Punks
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emiy. said
Oct 20, 2008 @ 8:46 pmI fucking love you, you cunt. This website is hilarious, but really, "how to be punk" stupid as fuck.
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Damien said
Oct 20, 2008 @ 6:54 pmIm a punk rocker and i thought this was pretty funny i like you man
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Joe RocknRoll said
Oct 20, 2008 @ 2:45 pmthis site is the most hilarious bit of punk rock satire than the insta-punk kit. love the hate mail section, still cracks me up that some kids are too "punx" to laugh at themselves. keep doing what your doing, its great.
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alfonso(lazy susan) said
Oct 15, 2008 @ 2:42 amI would shake your hand if I could, you have reminded me of how far some people will go to "belong" to something. Also how many "punks" are so into what they think is punk that they shoot down others that dont conform to there idea of what punk is. I always thought punk was about doing your own thing, and not being afraid to question what others find as "normal", but what do I know? Good thing I can see this for the joke it is, and if you CANT see the joke, try pulling your mohawked head out of your ass.
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LS said
Oct 15, 2008 @ 2:42 amI would shake your hand if I could, you have reminded me of how far some people will go to "belong" to something. Also how many "punks" are so into what they think is punk that they shoot down others that dont conform to there idea of what punk is. I always thought punk was about doing your own thing, and not being afraid to question what others find as "normal", but what do I know? Good thing I can see this for the joke it is, and if you CANT see the joke, try pulling your mohawked head out of your ass.
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nick said
Oct 14, 2008 @ 9:33 pmoh one other thing...
if your an individual,why would you call yourself a ''punk''?
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Bird said
Oct 14, 2008 @ 5:05 pmHere I am sitting at home sick as fuck and I happen to find this site. I feel bad for whoever had to hear my nasty snot filled cackles of joy.
This is hilarious and I feel bad for the fucks who can't see the humor in it. Thanks for giving me a good laugh. -
Joker said
Oct 12, 2008 @ 5:43 pmHaha, since satire (and appreciating satire) takes intelligence, this all just proves that there are droves of stupid people out there!
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Joker said
Oct 12, 2008 @ 5:39 pmHaha. I love it. Satire is art. Keep it fresh and the hate mail bag full!
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Konraden said
Oct 12, 2008 @ 3:44 amB-E-A-utiful. I can appreciate your intent, but you must understand and realize the irony in that YOU are telling people, essentially, what Punk is and what it is not. I realize your site is satirical, but what position is it of yours, a punk, to decide what is and what isn't? You claim these kids are posers, not true to the punk lifestyle, when punk in and of itself is about freedom and individuality? Kind of reminds me of a story about a teapot and a kettle.
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nick said
Oct 12, 2008 @ 3:16 ami wanna shake your hand!!!
you basically exposed the fact that most people who call themselves ''punk'' are more conservative than th the very thing there attempting to rebel against....
i love punk music(well what i would call punk music,although that word doesn't really matter in the slightest,its for convenience.) and its hilarious how right you are about a lot of the things you say...satire at its best....
if a person gets upset over that word,then the missed the whole point...
i art punkier than thou bullshit.......
oh and i saw a fella saying he wears patches over the holes in his clothes in hate mail...
if your so poor then how do you have a computer?
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Eddie Grift said
Oct 10, 2008 @ 11:11 pmhaha, fucking hilarious man...
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