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jkhjghhjg said
Mar 1, 2009 @ 9:14 amoh my fuckin, the "hot topic" punk page......couldn't stop laughing!
what a great job....for shit's sake, the site's name is "how to be punk"
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andrew said
Feb 28, 2009 @ 9:06 pmserious?? im tearing them new assholes. i laugh harder at that one than any of my other guides. you find me one high school political anarchist who reads that and doesn't turn fuming red and i'll rewrite it...
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skapow138 said
Feb 28, 2009 @ 4:54 pmwhats up with the anarcho vegan page?
its not like the originals and some of it is kind of serious
FIX IT. make it funny. -
rabies said
Feb 28, 2009 @ 11:33 ami almost pissed myself reading all this shit, especially the hate mail.
this site is fucking hilarious and it's amazing how many people take it seriously. -
TOMBOY said
Feb 27, 2009 @ 7:43 pmPPL WHAT IS SO FUNNY??? SHIT ON YOU ALL GET A LIFE, THIS IS HOW REAL PUNKS ARE, U R JUST LUGHING FOR NOTHIN LOOSERS
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JUGGALO said
Feb 25, 2009 @ 4:49 pmhopfully this site was all fuckin sarcasm cuz if its real whoever made it is a fuckin retard thinkin HOt Topic is were to shop... its were the fuckin wanna be punks and fuckin gay emos go to act and look like losers, that picture with the true punks who aint got no home no good clothes and u dissed them those are real punks y dont u go tell them to the faces how stupid u think they look im sure theyll gladly let u no wut they think. and to all the juggalos i was looking for a good pic and came across this confusing fucked site neways homies MCL and keep it scrubbin WOOP WOOP!!!
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rose said
Feb 22, 2009 @ 11:42 pmur sites fucking funny. i dig ur sense of humor
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Commander Rorschach said
Feb 22, 2009 @ 6:58 pmI've got a little lisp, and I've been working on my limp wrist.
Women are a drag, I think I wanna be a faggot, man.
A mincing ninny, prancing fairy, merry little queen.
A Bruce Labruce wet dream, a Nancy Boy with wings.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass.
You rub your little thing, when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine.
So what's the difference Mr. Cream Rinse, you just need a man.
A beefy leather fag, to take you out in drag oh yeah.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be
Call me a faggot, call me a butt loving, fudge packing queer.
But I don't care 'cause it's the straight in straight-edge,
that makes me wanna drink a beer and be a pansy, and be a homo.
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass.
You rub your puny thing, when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street.
Who wears short shorts? You wear short shorts.
You're so full of shit
Why don't you admit that you don't have the balls to be a queer.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be a homosexual.
... I love Screeching Weasel
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Commander Rorschach said
Feb 22, 2009 @ 6:55 pmP.S. Anyone who can't tell this is a firmly tongue-in-cheek satirical site is a fucktard.
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Commander Rorschach said
Feb 22, 2009 @ 5:55 pmLove this site! Always puts a smile on my face! Hey, don't give up on modern punk yet, ther's still good stuff, you just need to look harder these days: Leftover Crack, Strung Out, The Lawrence Arms, Against Me!, Atom and His Package, Kid Dynamite, Star Fucking Hipsters(gay name), Streetlight Manifesto... It's hard to name good ones formed after the 80's... I guess it is falling apart... oh well... DEAD MILKMEN FOREVERS!
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GombakRock said
Feb 22, 2009 @ 11:16 amman you're hilarious!!!pardon them so-called "punks" if they don't get it man...after all they just follow blindly without embracing the real purpose of punk's existence...In my opinion you yerself is,dare I say, a "punk" sir...hahaha...keep up the good work stickin' it to this so-called "punks"...GIVE THEM HELL!!!
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S said
Feb 22, 2009 @ 8:21 amThis site is great. I'm surprised so many people missed the satirical tone- that's kind of sad. Though, it did make for some amusing hate mail.
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jason said
Feb 21, 2009 @ 9:18 pmhahah perhaps the best satire I've read in quite awhile, the Hate Mail is the best part. Fuckin' idiots think this is real.
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gayboiii said
Feb 15, 2009 @ 1:49 pmI swear I did a little pee in my pants when I saw this site.
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mark772 said
Feb 15, 2009 @ 10:02 amhaha this is hilarious
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krusty said
Feb 11, 2009 @ 6:40 amAhahaha, oh man. This site made my night.
And I think what made it even better was reading all the responses from people who thought this was actually serious.
Love it. -
stripes said
Feb 10, 2009 @ 6:08 amdude this is fucking funny..atleast i hope its supposed to be sarcastic,...if its not sarcastic your creating ana rmy of posers :P ahh well. but eather way made me laugh so thanks :P
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ERNESTO! said
Feb 9, 2009 @ 11:03 pmDude. great fucking site! HA! man, that is some FUNNY shit. Keep it comin!
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Jonathon said
Feb 9, 2009 @ 9:13 pmDude, you suck monkey balls! Punk is not about fashion, your hair, or anything like that. Punk is about being yourself and saying fuck society. Anticonformity is punk, and a website about how to be punk breeds conformity. Well whatever, though. I think that you just keep this website up for attention, which I'm giving to you by doing this, so I'm gonna stop.
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KATastrophic ! said
Feb 9, 2009 @ 2:01 pmOH WOW. i just so happen to stumble upon this site. you should change it so "How To Be A Sad Poser" (:
i just love the fact that you're saying Avril is a "punk rocker". when i saw this i was like "WHAT THE FUCK. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? People dont need a fucking site to tell you HOW to be a punk. Hot Topic can go straight to hell. Hot topic is nothing. Underground music is WAY better then any other bands u mentioned here."
So why dont u get your facts straight. how old are you? 8?
Pathetic.
Sad.
Just, SAD.
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